Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

If I don't get a blowjob this summer the shit is going to hit the fan. A man has needs. Fuck women really. If some woman, socially retarded or otherwise, wanted her pussy eatin, it would get done. As a gender, we provide that service, so why do women have to be such sour apples?

Just hire a prostitute, it's the best you can do.

 

[Onder]

Just hire a prostitute, it's the best you can do.

THERE ARE DEMONS IN HIS HEAD. He needs a shaman or something, not a fucking prostitute.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Why does it say JAGE in Onders' quote from SS?

 

[Nephilim96]

Because Onder changed it. People call SS "JAGE".

 

[waif]

I just want some nice silky smooth sweet woman to love for a few days. Come on god, deliverith the goods.

Depending on climate, you should get at least a couple days before the body starts to decompose.

 

[unknown]

Why does it say JAGE in Onders' quote from SS?

because that was SS's original username...JAGEagent or RAGEagent

 

[Nephilim96]

Then he went to SS, then to ChromeHeart, then back to SS.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Scandal of the century.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

If I don't get a blowjob this summer the shit is going to hit the fan. A man has needs. Fuck women really. If some woman, socially retarded or otherwise, wanted her pussy eatin, it would get done. As a gender, we provide that service, so why do women have to be such sour apples?

Fuck shit, tbh. I've had a shit day and I have all kinds of demons in my head, like shit I've got to worry about, forever. Fuck stuff. I just want some nice silky smooth sweet woman to love for a few days. Come on god, deliverith the goods.

Scandal of the century.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next

congratulations, asshole. I haven't gotten as much as a blowbjob in roughly two years. Yeah, it can be annoying, but there's much more to life than sex and sexuality, you know.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

It's been established already. JAGE is one of the most fucked in the head people on this forum.

 

[Vimana]

Yeah, it can be annoying, but there's much more to life than sex and sexuality, you know.

Yeah, you don't have "needs." You have desires. Telling yourself it's a need just makes it so much worse in my experience.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

SS just needs a bro to help him with his awful game.

 

[waif]

SS just desires a bro. People don't have needs. Get it right.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

JAGE and HamburgerBoy need to start hanging out/banging each other.

 

[SentinelSlain]

By shit is going to hit the fan I mean I might visit a prostitute or some other debauchery, not "the world must suffer".

that guy was entitled as fuck, I just think that the stigma attached with casual sex is a bit shit. I don't think women "owe me sex" I've delivered nothing to them to warrant that, I've never gone down on a woman anyway, even if they were blowing me.

 

[Onder]

By shit is going to hit the fan I mean I might visit a prostitute or some other debauchery, not "the world must suffer".

that guy was entitled as fuck, I just think that the stigma attached with casual sex is a bit shit. I don't think women "owe me sex" I've delivered nothing to them to warrant that, I've never gone down on a woman anyway, even if they were blowing me.

It's not a fucking trade. It's not about deserving/warranting stuff.

Also, you've never licked a pussy? I remember you listing like 15 girls you've had and you never done that? At that point you notice the differences between vaginas. It's not just "oh look my dick feels like this" and "dude now it feels like this". Come on.

EDIT: That's like listening to Mahler's second and saying I LIEK DIS SOUND.

EDIT2: I had a beer or two.

 

[Dak]

Why not just get on Tinder and advertise Lipppzz rides in exchange for bjs?

 

[Onder]

Why not just get on Tinder and advertise Lipppzz rides in exchange for bjs?

Have you noticed the Elliot Rodger's lip game btw?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I remember when I got drunk and offered to bum some girl and she said she was appalled and said that I could not offer her anything and that the onlything I might offer her was to lick her pussy but most men would do that (she was sweet and beautiful) so I can't offer her anything. She added some funny expressive enunciation thing to the end of every line and shook her head with her mouth open like a prim and proper little madam.

 

[Onder]

I remember when I got drunk and offered to bum some girl and she said she was appalled and said that I could not offer her anything and that the onlything I might offer her was to lick her pussy but most men would do that (she was sweet and beautiful) so I can't offer her anything. She added some funny expressive enunciation thing to the end of every line and shook her head with her mouth open like a prim and proper little madam.

EDIT: I can see that scene happening in front of me.