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I hate retarded people who think they are "fucking amazing bros!!!!!!!!!!" with their simple fucking facial expressions.
 
SentinelSlain said:
I hate retarded people who think they are "fucking amazing bros!!!!!!!!!!" with their simple fucking facial expressions.
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I hate bro handshakes between friends. What's the fucking point. I'm tired of telling people how retarded it is so I usually just go along but I hate it.
 
Remember those jocks that swaggered into popo petal and made you decide we should leave? It's those kind of assholes and also people who move their heads like those plastic nodding dogs and just go around mocking things to try and bring themselves closer to their slut of a girlfriend. Plus bouncers and people who go out at night looking for quiet looking people to have a fight with.
 
SentinelSlain said:
Remember those jocks that swaggered into popo petal and made you decide we should leave? It's those kind of assholes and also people who move their heads like those plastic nodding dogs and just go around mocking things to try and bring themselves closer to their slut of a girlfriend. Plus bouncers and people who go out at night looking for quiet looking people to have a fight with.
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HATRED.

(I don't remember those tbh. I don't like that bar anyway. There's no air.)

EDIT: Last time I went there was some time during winter. I had rum/cola and it was the most disgusting thing I've had in a while.
 
Jage is fucked in the head.

So I'm hanging with my friends this weekend and getting drunk. I'm sorta hesitant as I hope my drunk slutty friend doesnt try to get on me. Ive never cheated and I'm not starting now. I'm also not putting up with "you should dump her" and "I really want to suck your dick/bang you" all night. :lol:
 
Onder said:
I hate bro handshakes between friends. What's the fucking point. I'm tired of telling people how retarded it is so I usually just go along but I hate it.
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Me and my main bro have an awesome and elaborate broshake. If you and your tightest bro don't have a custom greeting there's something wrong.
 
The Butt said:
Jage is fucked in the head.

So I'm hanging with my friends this weekend and getting drunk. I'm sorta hesitant as I hope my drunk slutty friend doesnt try to get on me. Ive never cheated and I'm not starting now. I'm also not putting up with "you should dump her" and "I really want to suck your dick/bang you" all night. :lol:
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Shit, let me fly out to Canada and hang with you so you can throw her on me. I'll let her suck my dick for a marginal fee.

My date cancelled on me for tonight, but we already rescheduled for tomorrow, so I guess that's not a bad sign?
 
Zephyrus said:
Not till she cancels on you tomorrow.
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I had dates for Monday and Tuesday, but I cancelled on one and the other cancelled on me. Rescheduled both, now I have dates on Wednesday and Thursday.
 
HamburgerBoy's gonna be really sweet with your dick and after you're gonna cum instead of cleaning it he'll stick his body to yours and wait until the cum dries out and he'll whisper words of love to you. It's gonna be your secret little ritual.
 
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