Males and Females

[The Butt]

What's yalls craziest ex? Mine was a bipolar stripper/dungeon master/jewish guy who broke into peoples houses naked when drunk and hunched on the seat screaming at random points while driving.

Ahhh.... High school. What impeccable taste I had.

My internet relationship with this one broad from Indiana. Not only did she cheat on me like four times, she blamed me for it; cut contact with me five or six times, then a day later she would re-add me again, saying "I'm sorry, I love you". Rinse and repeat over the course of a month.

At the time I was torn up over it majorly. Now I look back and laugh. At least we had good cybering over Skype and texting though.

I still occasionally try to initiate contact to be nice, the usual platitudes. But I'm not terribly torn up that—unless she is upset and needs a shoulder to cry on—its usually one-word responses.

 

[Huldra]

There was a young laddy I dated in early high school many a year ago who, after we broke up, couldn't handle the butt hurting rejection and decided to fuck with me after by having his friends send me text messages such as "we should cover ourselves in oil and rub our bodies together." They also called me several times during the day and left some fucking lewd voice mails. As one might expect, I gave them all the block-number-hammer on my phone.

Later on I found out from a not psychotic mutual friend that he joined the dark part of the internet that enjoys yiffing. So I regret nothing.

 

[Huldra]

What's yalls craziest ex? Mine was a bipolar stripper/dungeon master/jewish guy who broke into peoples houses naked when drunk and hunched on the seat screaming at random points while driving.

Ahhh.... High school. What impeccable taste I had.

This guy sounds like a barrel and a half of fun.

 

[SentinelSlain]

She sounds perfect for you, what happened?

left me for a finnish guy after a few bouts of drunken awkwardness

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Man, crazy people in bed though... Gotta sleep with at least one, mandatory for sexual exploration. You never really know your own genitals till a wide eyed psychopath starts putting weird shit on/in them.

 

[Huldra]

I could definitely see them being more open to stranger fantasies and stuff...or being the ones to instigate them.
I'll just have to put that on my "list of people to fuck" in the future since my closet furry ex didn't really count as one.

 

[waif]

left me for a finnish guy after a few bouts of drunken awkwardness

I guess she's the one that got away.

 

[unknown]

Man, crazy people in bed though... Gotta sleep with at least one, mandatory for sexual exploration. You never really know your own genitals till a wide eyed psychopath starts putting weird shit on/in them.

:zombie:

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Awesome!

 

[waif]

If anyone here is familiar with HIMYM, I'm going for the belt tonight.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Zizek says Love is evil and sex is a stupid thing. What a bro.

 

[SentinelSlain]

doesn't he still have some yung chick duck wifey?

 

[The Ozzman]

If anyone here is familiar with HIMYM, I'm going for the belt tonight.

For those that aren't (since I've never seen a single episode of that show): It means he's going for a threesome.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

doesn't he still have some yung chick duck wifey?

I hope

 

[SentinelSlain]

he gave into the forces of evil and drank from the grail

 

[Satanstoenail]

My internet relationship with this one broad from Indiana. Not only did she cheat on me like four times, she blamed me for it; cut contact with me five or six times, then a day later she would re-add me again, saying "I'm sorry, I love you". Rinse and repeat over the course of a month.

How did she cheat on you? Did she skype with someone else?

 

[The Butt]

No, she fucked some guy from her university while "dating" me. Like four times.

 

[The Ozzman]

Skype fucking

 

[Satanstoenail]

No, she fucked some guy from her university while "dating" me. Like four times.

How dare she have actual physical contact with someone while her loving and committed e-boyfriend sits by skype waiting for some internet sex.

 

[The Butt]

I'm not terribly concerned as I'm happier without her tbh, she was certifiably crazy.