Males and Females

[The Butt]

There's some buckling on the starboard nacelle. ...And we've also got a hull breach in engineering section. Emergency forcefields in place and holding. Sections twenty through twenty-eight on decks thirteen, fourteen ...and fifteen.

 

[The Ozzman]

Transfer all auxiliary power to structural integrity and erect a level we forcefield around the warpcore. You have the bridge, Number One

 

[Carpe Mortem]

You heard the captain, I want everyone at their stations NOW! Maintaining that field around the core is top priority or she's gonna blow right through the whole damned ship. Data, what happens if we can't balance her top and bottom end?

 

[Draehl]

See, this chick definitely aint a 10 (or even an 8), but there's something incredibly cute about her... (Thanks NFL for showing this commercial like 17 times) Also, why cant I embed with timestamps? 15s in...

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

wat

 

[Dak]

wah wah waaaaaah

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'm a big fan of that AT&T girl.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

One of my female students explicitly informed me that I will be taking an end-of-semester photo with her and her lab partners, next lab period. I have two weeks to learn how to smile. This is so fucking nerve-wracking.

Also, my elitist guard-gated neighborhood now has a female guard, and surprisingly a very young and attractive one (no sexist (ok probably a bit)). It's easy to smile and wave when it's tubby dudes in their 40s/50s, but it feels creepy doing it otherwise. Especially since she seems really awkward about it too, probably because she's new on the job, but there's a lazy, confident gait that I think is important to maintain proper security guard appearance which she lacks.

This week has been fucking crazy so far.

 

[Nephilim96]

There's a new guard at my gated community.

This week has been fucking crazy so far.

This is how it read to me.

 

[Nephilim96]

I'm a big fan of that AT&T girl.

This one?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah. She's a cutie.

 

[KafkaX]

You mean an average looking chick (at best), with perky tits?

No thanks.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I fucking hate you Cody.

 

[-CC-]

One of my female students explicitly informed me that I will be taking an end-of-semester photo with her and her lab partners, next lab period. I have two weeks to learn how to smile. This is so fucking nerve-wracking.

Also, my elitist guard-gated neighborhood now has a female guard, and surprisingly a very young and attractive one (no sexist (ok probably a bit)). It's easy to smile and wave when it's tubby dudes in their 40s/50s, but it feels creepy doing it otherwise. Especially since she seems really awkward about it too, probably because she's new on the job, but there's a lazy, confident gait that I think is important to maintain proper security guard appearance which she lacks.

This week has been fucking crazy so far.

This is next level social anxiety. And what do you mean you have to "learn how to smile"? Are you paralyzed in the face?

EDIT: I'm with Yoda, that chick is cute.

 

[~Neurotica]

Cody's fancy

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

She has a lazy white girl thickness I really like. Pound town all the way

 

[Onder]

I told one girl from my class that I wanted to see her cry and she started crying instantly. She can fucking cry on demand. Now she wants fucking 15usd for every tear she sheds. Whore.

 

[Krow]

Cody only likes fishy smelling homeless girls, like him.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah that AT&T chick's got it going on. Would totally pound it.

 

[Onder]

One of my female students explicitly informed me that I will be taking an end-of-semester photo with her and her lab partners, next lab period. I have two weeks to learn how to smile. This is so fucking nerve-wracking.

Also, my elitist guard-gated neighborhood now has a female guard, and surprisingly a very young and attractive one (no sexist (ok probably a bit)). It's easy to smile and wave when it's tubby dudes in their 40s/50s, but it feels creepy doing it otherwise. Especially since she seems really awkward about it too, probably because she's new on the job, but there's a lazy, confident gait that I think is important to maintain proper security guard appearance which she lacks.

This week has been fucking crazy so far.

Dude looks like your week has been really fucking intense.