Males and Females

[~Neurotica]

I like Beyoncé's ass tho

 

[Draehl]

i mean seriously...

Yeah that's definitely too much. Can we please differentiate between "I starve myself" vs "I'm just naturally petite"?

 

[MasterOLightning]

Seriously, popculture is infected with this shit. "Anaconda", "All About That Bass", "Booty", fuck this shit. How is that a trend. Nicki Minaj's ass is the most disgusting fucking alien thing ever. Wow.

Black people. Big ass fetishization doesn't do anything for me.

AT&T girl is super cute. When a chick looks really nice in her boring ass work clothes (I know it's a commercial), she can definitely score a point or two better if she's dressing to impress.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Big ass fetishization doesn't do anything for me.

So, is this more to your liking?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

This is next level social anxiety. And what do you mean you have to "learn how to smile"? Are you paralyzed in the face?

No, I just smile like a hick and I'm ashamed of how my face folds around my protruding upper-jaw while the lower one sinks into my neck.

Believe it or not, despite all this excitement I haven't masturbated since Sunday. I think part of it is because I did the laundry and it's cold out, so I'm actually wearing my pajamas (double-layered) instead of using them as full-body wankcloths. tfw no comfy human body to use as a pillow.

 

[KafkaX]

Dude.

You need professional help. Seriously.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Fuck those chicks that are into squats. I want a chick willing to down a rack of Hamms with me while gorging on McDonald's McDoubles before heading out the nearest LARP action.

 

[KafkaX]

Spend more time at Walmart.

 

[MasterOLightning]

So, is this more to your liking?

I'm not particularly turned on by small asses, or muscular asses, or any asses. It holds almost no sexual appeal for me, other than that there's a pussy nearby. Everyone has an ass. Sure, some look nicer than others, but it's just another part. Everyone has thighs too. Some are great, some are not, but no one gets a boner over that.

In reality when I assess women, I want them to have a compatible personality, a face I won't mind looking at, and a body that doesn't suck. The first two are more important than the third, but I'm not going out with any cows.

Is it too much to ask to not be obese? I don't think so.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[-CC-]

Believe it or not, despite all this excitement I haven't masturbated since Sunday. I think part of it is because I did the laundry and it's cold out, so I'm actually wearing my pajamas (double-layered) instead of using them as full-body wankcloths. tfw no comfy human body to use as a pillow.

wat

 

[~Neurotica]

 

[Onder]

No, I just smile like a hick and I'm ashamed of how my face folds around my protruding upper-jaw while the lower one sinks into my neck.

I assure you that the more you will try to invent some artificial smile to have on pictures the more weird it's going to look and the more people will think that you're a rapist.

 

[Dak]

HB is the anti-Dave.

 

[unknown]

That's one way to put it

 

[Funerary_Doom]

man I missed reading this thread.

 

[The Ozzman]

HB is the anti-Dave.

Big Dave needs to come back

 

[~Neurotica]

yes

 

[KafkaX]

Woke up to an email from an ex of mine. Gotta love it when that happens...She was the only woman Ive ever loved, and she repeatedly lied to me and broke my fucking heart. But of course, shes all smiles and good wishes towards me.

Felt bad saying it, but I told her that its not wise for us to communicate further. I hope shes doing well, but I dont want to be sucked back into that just to be washed up and spit out the other side once again.

Women that play games are fucking bitches. Atleast Im straight up with what I want out of a women. I dont play games, lead bitches on, say shit I dont mean etc. Most of the time, just want my dick wet. And they know that. No surprises or hidden agendas.

 

[Eligos]

I had to cut off communication with my recent ex as well, Codes. We were trying for a friendship and she was pulling some serious emotional shenanigans so I called it quits. Sometimes the distance leaves you better off.

Anyhow, came here to say that I'm taking a beautiful woman from Guinea out to sushi in a couple weeks. She's a solid 8, at least. Really shy too, but direct when she knows what she wants. I'll post pictures when I get em.