Males and Females

[unknown]

See, we have INDEPENDANT unknown over here who loves Louie, then we have RELATIONSHIP unknown that watches King of the Hill with his wife (fiance?)...

that's pretty much how it is. When my girlfriend hangs out with my one female friend, I become paranoid

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

How could you let that happen? You're dying slowly

 

[KafkaX]

So I'm kinda dating this girl, so that's cool. Also probably gonna bang this chick in Beverly this Friday, so that's also cool. Basically everything involving my penis has been pretty cool lately.

Isnt dating just a PC way of saying fucking?

 

[Dak]

Been that way for like a decade at least right?

 

[waif]

Nah, if I'm just banging a girl I'd say I'm hanging out with her or something. This one has long-term potential.

 

[Zephyrus]

Isnt dating just a PC way of saying fucking?

inb4 Mort

 

[KafkaX]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I make the bad decision all the time of "seeing" girls and never having sex with them. They're basically fucking my time

 

[Mort Divine]

inb4 Mort

I think in a lot of situations dating is basically just hanging out and fucking someone you think is worth getting to know more - not all though

 

[The Ozzman]

I make the bad decision all the time of "seeing" girls and never having sex with them. They're basically fucking my time

You have the most warped sense of relationship mechanics of anyone I've encountered.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I'm just equating how I feel about my time the way they feel about their pussy

 

[Tonka Time]

"well I'm here...........Why aren't we fucking?"

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Not that simple but yea lol they bring their box and you bring everything else and you work your skill and ass off doing it, whatever your tool is, whatever kind of hunter you are. I happen to be a bear hunter so I bring a club and trap. I think most guys here are deer hunters. They stay quiet and feed those bitches from their hand trying so hard not to scare her off.

 

[KafkaX]

You need to write a book.

 

[Tonka Time]

Currently envisioning a man barging into a woman's house with a club, trap, and massive erection.

 

[Draehl]

You have the most warped sense of relationship mechanics of anyone I've encountered.

I feel kind of the same way. Not in a "women are only good for sex" kind of way but I genuinely just get mentally drained by interaction with *most* people. You know the whole introvert vs extrovert where they get energy from etc. If its not coming to either sexy time or a clear emotional/mental connection it really does feel like wasted time. The same with with dudes though. Unless they really have some common interests and a non-confrontational/not-annoying personality its just draining. That's why the interweb is so awesome as you can just turn the conversations off when they become tiresome (IE Mort, no offense)

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I feel kind of the same way. Not in a "women are only good for sex" kind of way but I genuinely just get mentally drained by interaction with *most* people. You know the whole introvert vs extrovert where they get energy from etc. If its not coming to either sexy time or a clear emotional/mental connection it really does feel like wasted time. The same with with dudes though. Unless they really have some common interests and a non-confrontational/not-annoying personality its just draining. That's why the interweb is so awesome as you can just turn the conversations off when they become tiresome (IE Mort, no offense)

So much this. Whenever I'm feeling down and lonely, I can just read an internet thread (but not this one; you guys make it seem trivial), see how much effort is actually involved in relationships and/or sex, and then I'm suddenly more than fine with my life.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

^ I'm STILL waiting for Guy to sell me a fucking patch and coozie. Shit will never happen.

Fuck. I keep forgetting due to various things in my life being fucked on a grand scale. And shit, I don't think I've been on the forum in a few weeks. Time flies. Next time we practice, I'll have to grab some and send them your way.

The last few pages have been golden. Nothing to report on my end other than that things are going swell with the lady. Our time together basically consists of watching artfag movies, drinking cheap beer, and having really fantastic sex every few hours. It's coming up on a year now. Jesus Christ, at the rate time is flying, I'll be dead by next Wednesday.

 

[waif]

Banged another chick. It was alright, but she lived way the fuck out in Beverly so fuck doing that again. She shared a really nasty spliff with me that gave me a pretty unimpressive high.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I have two dilemmas. One being my coworker. SHe's a substitute at my company and we are the same age so I thought, "oh cool another young person to vibe with!" Well it started with texting me every night. Then it went to calling me every night. Now she sends me pictures of herself a few times during the day. And not to be mean or anything but the pictures are really unflattering because she's extremely overweight to the point where it's disgusting. Last week she kept rubbing my head, and I didn't know what to do or how to stop it. I was just really uncomfortable and trying to move away but she didn't pick up on my body language. I didn't answer her calls this week (who the fuck calls your coworker during thanksgiving vacation to chitchat about nothing?!) so I'm hoping thatll shake her off me.

The other dilemma is if I should get back with my ex or try this new guy I've been talking to. Super sweet but kinda lives far (I don't do long distant relationships) and it kinda freaks me out some of his habits. My ex I know him and am use to him and he helps me twist my hair at night, I mean what more can a gal ask for?