Males and Females

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If you can't come after watching The Thing, then you have problems dude.

I usually come after stroking The Thing.

 

[Einherjar86]

You stroke John Carpenter's Thing?

 

[Onder]

So yesterday I was having beers with this friend of mine who can't fucking get laid. He's almost 24 and still a virgin. He's our mutual friend with my girlfriend so we talk about him quite a lot and stuff. Well I don't like giving advice on those things because I think they only make people think about shit more but he always gets drunk and tells me about his stupid fucking "tactics" on how to get laid and I always tell him it's all fucking bullshit. He just overanalyses shit and then he's disappointed when it doesn't work out.

He now has some really pretty girls in his friend circle now too. I told him to keep that company even if they don't fuck with him. It just looks good.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

yikes 24 and still a virgin huh. why not just get a prostitute? or hook up with a pig?

 

[Onder]

yikes 24 and still a virgin huh. why not just get a prostitute? or hook up with a pig?

He has a big ego. He has a big ego.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Probably hiding behind that ego because he's scared of something. Get him shit faced and pull a train lol

 

[Onder]

He also has a high standard, ...or expectations or whatever.

 

[Zephyrus]

I never thought of that angle, but it actually makes a lot of sense tbh. It'd be interesting to see if gay pedophilia is much more pronounced in sex-segregated cultures. I think Zephyrus could chime in with some relevant facts regarding the separate roles of wives and catamites in ancient Rome and Greece here.

You rang?

I may have said this here before, but in the ancient world there was no such thing as sexual identity or orientation, only sexual practices. Men and women were expected to marry and produce children as a matter of principle to sustain the population (especially in a pre-industrial age when a high birth-rate was necessary to balance out high infant mortality).

Aside from sex within marriage, men (but not women because fuck yeah patriarchy) were free to engage sexually without fear of legal ramifications (unless they prostituted themselves). This included not only taking mistresses or screwing whores, but also taking male lovers, and among the upper classes in Greece, this included teenage boys.

Let me clarify that pederasty (the term scholars use instead of pedophilia) was between an older man and someone who was just at or not too long after puberty, i.e. they were consensual relationships with a young adult who had reached the age of reason. These relationships were conceived of as not only physical, but as the means to prepare a young man for political life and social advancement by following the lead of an older, more established man. Paying for this education by sexually gratifying that older man was thought to be acceptable.

That said, there were limits. It was acceptable that the older man be the active, and the younger the passive partner. But men who grew up and persisted in being the passive partner were considered effeminate and morally corrupt.

As for the Romans, these practices existed, but were much less accepted culturally.

 

[Onder]

Hahah my friend's sexual deprivation is quite amusing. Basically he goes to these boulder lessons or something, they climb these walls I guess, he goes there with two hot chicks he knows and well when they climb he secures them with this rope so he just stands at the bottom and watches their asses. I mean, that would be pretty frustrating to me too, more so if they both already refused him and told him to stay friends and other stupid shit like that.

Today he told me his transformation has begun and that he can't wait for his future self.

I think these things he say are entirely about losing virginity but I don't want to make fun of him.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Can't he pretend to be British or something?

 

[KafkaX]

Getting old sucks.

And being an alcoholic sucks.

Had another case of whiskey dick this past weekend.

Oh, which leads me to my last point. I fucking hate condoms.

 

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Amen brotha

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

haha yea, I hear that shit man, my dick simply doesnt work when I drink. it's ridiculous. Weed on the other hand makes me feel like a horny old man

and yea condoms are shit. Going in raw is like a drug, I have no idea how I have no children

 

[The Ozzman]

I hated condoms until I found some that fit. Now they're okay.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'll take condoms over the monster that birth-control pills turn a woman into.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Condoms are pretty shit. I've had skins and durex brands both break on me, luckily neither resulting in a pregnancy.

 

[unknown]

I'll take condoms over the monster that birth-control pills turn a woman into.

This for sure. My girlfriend was on the pill for a few months, and it did terrible things to her mood and sex drive. The condoms I use are actually pretty nice and feel good. Lifestyles Skyn. The missus has a latex allergy, and these are the only ones that don't feel like a plastic bag on your dick

 

[Carpe Mortem]

We raw dog it with the pull out. Fingers crossed he continues to be awesome at that. I've never been on birth control but I'd rather not transform into an emotional wreck.

Funny story, my boyfriend is the only guy I've had sex with and the night we did the whole no more v-card thing I was trashed off Glenfidditch, made him change the condom like ten times because I didn't know how quickly they got useless. Also bawled like a fuckin baby, couldn't decide what band I wanted to listen to, and broke like five glasses at the hotel's hot tub. So much for romance. Poor guy.

 

[waif]

My current bang is on the pill so that's good. I'm pretty good at the pull-out as well, which is good because if you do it right it's very effective. For randos I use Trojans. Never used anything else, never wanted to.

 

[tagradh]

We raw dog it with the pull out. Fingers crossed he continues to be awesome at that. I've never been on birth control but I'd rather not transform into an emotional wreck.

Funny story, my boyfriend is the only guy I've had sex with and the night we did the whole no more v-card thing I was trashed off Glenfidditch, made him change the condom like ten times because I didn't know how quickly they got useless. Also bawled like a fuckin baby, couldn't decide what band I wanted to listen to, and broke like five glasses at the hotel's hot tub. So much for romance. Poor guy.

dafuk

My current bang is on the pill so that's good. I'm pretty good at the pull-out as well, which is good because if you do it right it's very effective. For randos I use Trojans. Never used anything else, never wanted to.

What's difficult about pulling out? It's easier than putting on a condom.