Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

Is it so wrong to want to bang both? I'll glad bone a Lexi Belle one day and then plow a fat Carmella Bing the next. Both are awesome.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

However, there's a clear difference between Carmella Bing and the aforementioned hambeast. Or even worse - this unfortunate figure:

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Hambeast

She looks like she's about to lay an egg.

 

[KafkaX]

FUPAs always make me laugh.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

At In-N-Out I saw this black woman in line that looked like an amazon, probably over 6 feet tall but relatively thin, except for a massive round butt. She was wearing gym clothes too, and for some reason kept putting her hand down the front of her waistband (I like to imagine she was rubbing her clit to a fantasy of dominating lesser men). Of course she wasn't remotely fat on the whole so I don't know why I'm mentioning this except to say I know why I'll be masturbating shortly.

 

[Onder]

At In-N-Out I saw this black woman in line that looked like an amazon, probably over 6 feet tall but relatively thin, except for a massive round butt. She was wearing gym clothes too, and for some reason kept putting her hand down the front of her waistband (I like to imagine she was rubbing her clit to a fantasy of dominating lesser men). Of course she wasn't remotely fat on the whole so I don't know why I'm mentioning this except to say I know why I'll be masturbating shortly.

True amazons have one tit removed so it doesn't get in the way when shooting with a bow. You can incorporate that into your fantasy.

 

[waif]

I totally have a thing for women over six feet.

 

[mutantllama]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8JTHzkSYCo

 

[SentinelSlain]

Really tall women who are hot are amazingly hot. I don't know why. I'm kind of tall anyway.

I've been thinking. I think I'm really good looking but how I insecure I used to be fucked it. Seeing as some things have gone pretty fucked, I might as well just be all ballsy with women and see how many pussies i can smite.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

There's certain things I miss about being single. I met my dude around when I turned 21, and I used to be just this good time having wild child who did some really crazy, memorable shit. He kinda made me less of an alcoholic, and honestly, I miss it sometimes. I wouldn't leave the dude, love him with all my heart and I know we've both just grown up a bit over the years and nobody's a free spirit forever, but our first kiss was drunk as fuck having a bonfire under an overpass. I miss that shit. I feel so domesticated sometimes. I still party here and there, but nothing fun and crazy, and he never drinks.

I know its part of being an adult and all, and I know people just don't do that kind of thing at my age, my peers included. But I miss those 6am inebriated hang outs. Him and I had some really awesome, wild times before we got good jobs.

Maybe this goes in the bitching thread, idk. The grass isn't greener on the other side but basically I wish the two of us could just get trashed together again. Its not mandatory for love but it would be nice.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I dont have a damn problem telling anyone they are over staying their welcome. I expect and want the same treatment from my friends. Dont get me wrong, I'll feed em, fuck em, give em a place to sleep, shower, shit etc. But the second its time for someone to leave, they know. Like I said, I know how it is, and want the same treatment. Hospitality when its genuine, but not when its self sacrificing to the host.

Just seeing this and yeah it's better to be more outspoken about certain things. Just don't really like making big deals over shit, unless it boils over.

On a somewhat unrelated note, my best friend could stay over whenever she wants and however long. She's seriously the most considerate and intuitive person ever, and i never minded being with her for extended periods of time. We both know when to leave each other alone, if she stays over sometimes shell make fucking cookies when i come home from work, and when she leaves she leaves adorable notes all around the house.

if no other relationship works out for her or for me, she'd be my forever bitch.

 

[unknown]

now kith

 

[whiskey funeral]

Awww.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Man, being the fifth wheel fucking sucks. You see your friend doing well with a female and you end up feeling like an asshole because you really want to leave but you can't just leave your friend there alone or force him to leave too early. Also kinda sucks when you are convinced to go out that there might be a "friend" there for you to perhaps chat with but she ends up getting set up.

Fuck, I've never felt so depressed. Also, jealous is a fucking stupid thing.

 

[Draehl]

Eharmony is actually potentially working for once. Talking with a chick right now who actually fits the bill- seems nice, homebody, neither a freak nor a jesus freak, petite body type, only downsides I can see is she's got darker hair and aint a metalhead. I guess we'll let those two slide...

 

[Matt]

It sucks how it's become taboo to not drink or smoke. Seems like everyone I meet focuses all of their free time on getting fucked up or partying. Fuck that shit.

 

[Draehl]

Absolutely love alchohol in small quantities and equally despise it in larger amounts as most people are prone to partake in. 2-3 fingers of scotch or a few beers while watching a football game are great. Getting "fucked up" is just fucking stupid though. Take the edge off but don't surrender your intellect, ya know?

 

[KafkaX]

Heavy metal vomit party or get the fuck out.

 

[SentinelSlain]

stuff

 

[Krow]

Fuck my brain cells and liver.