Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

Now all I want is Oxy or good weed. I can't wait 'till I can just walk into a store and buy it

Oxy AND weed.

I would kill for some weed right now. My card expired and I don't have money to get it renewed.

 

[KafkaX]

How much alcohol are we talking? like a 5th of scotch?

This weekend killed a handle.

Weekdays I drink about 6 beers a night.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Good, that's better than spending money on some useless broad. Beer>Fantasy>Sex

Bitches ain't shit but hoes 'n' tricks, amirite?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I been known dat

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[whiskey funeral]

That almost sounds like it could be the title of a heavy metal themed porno.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've had sex with 12 women in my life so far, as a 23 year old. All of them except one were at least attractive. Supposedly this is twice the average. Am I amazing? handsome? a holy penis?

 

[Zephyrus]

How many have you held onto for a significant amount of time before they could no longer tolerate your misogyny?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

How many of them were HamburgerBoy?

 

[waif]

JAGE your life is bad and you should feel bad

 

[unknown]

How many of them were HamburgerBoy?

for some reason this made me laugh way harder than it should have

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I mean, it's true. You know that HB has flown out to England just so he can get his dick sucked by JAGE's nigga lips.

 

[whiskey funeral]

I've had sex with 12 women in my life so far, as a 23 year old. All of them except one were at least attractive. Supposedly this is twice the average. Am I amazing? handsome? a holy penis?

No, you're probably just good at bullshitting women and know how to look for easy prey.

 

[damnromulans]

for some reason this made me laugh way harder than it should have

Me too. Loudly.

I went out on Friday and had 2 dranks at a goth industrial stompy night over 3 hours. I was DD and at most slightly buzzed. Hung over all day Saturday. Getting older is dumb.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Get that old cock socket to a dive bar or stay home and watch jeopardy. Those are your only choices


Most of you would..

 

[SentinelSlain]

that gif reminds me of Videodrome

 

[Onder]

So apparently I was bothering some lady in a bar yesterday. Her boyfriend came to me and told me I looked at her 5 times and that he was about to beat me up. Niga was countin'.

EDIT: The trouble is that she's a friend of my girlfriend's friend and the lady that knows my girl sent me a long message today morning asking me to stop acting like a huge prick. Strange times. Her message was an immense overreaction.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Looking at people is rape, dawg.

 

[Dak]

Tell that cis-het-scum!

 

[whiskey funeral]

Looking at people is rape, dawg.

It most certainly is rape if you've got eyes like Jonathan Rhys Meyers.