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Serjeant Grumbles
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I compulsively chip away at my finger- and toenails with a clipper. I don't think it's possible for them to grow out.
HamburgerBoy
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fwiw I do clean them. I just don't clip them very often. I actually really like having long fingernails because they help me type, and I remember as a kid my brothers' friends' moms would say how they wished their daughters had my fingernails, but those get exposed to public so I clip them once every few weeks now.
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
I can't stand if my toenails are long at all, they hook on my socks and every other fucking thing and I scratch my wife and they feel horrible. So I keep them trimmed super short.
KafkaX
Mr. Self Destruct
Help you type?
What the fuck kind of bullshit logic is this? Use your god damn index fingertips like a man when you type.
Seriously though, people, well, men with long fingernails creep me the fuck out. I was talking to my roommate the other day and he was helping me with something and I saw his long ass, nicely kept however, fingernails and I literally had to walk out of the room.
Same thing when I hear himself scratch, makes me want to punch him in the face.
Seriously, cut your fucking nails. Takes less than a minute a month.
What the fuck kind of bullshit logic is this? Use your god damn index fingertips like a man when you type.
Seriously though, people, well, men with long fingernails creep me the fuck out. I was talking to my roommate the other day and he was helping me with something and I saw his long ass, nicely kept however, fingernails and I literally had to walk out of the room.
Same thing when I hear himself scratch, makes me want to punch him in the face.
Seriously, cut your fucking nails. Takes less than a minute a month.
HamburgerBoy
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The nails are long enough that I can place the flesh of my fingers towards the top of a key, then rock my fingers forwards a little so that my tips press the row ahead, while my fingers still remain seated. Also, when I want to be more cautious, they provide support like a prop, which helps me with accuracy.
And scratching yourself with nails is SO much more satisfying than without, don't be a hater.
You mean yours aren't already getting longish after just two weeks? If I went a month I'd get comments all the time. It takes me probably closer to 1 minute for just a single nail, btw, but I probably have undiagnosed Asperger's and I'm someone that couldn't tie his own shoes until 5th grade.
And scratching yourself with nails is SO much more satisfying than without, don't be a hater.
You mean yours aren't already getting longish after just two weeks? If I went a month I'd get comments all the time. It takes me probably closer to 1 minute for just a single nail, btw, but I probably have undiagnosed Asperger's and I'm someone that couldn't tie his own shoes until 5th grade.
KafkaX
Mr. Self Destruct
1 minute per nail? God damn dude theyre nails...Id hate to think of how much time you spend manicuring and sculpting your pubic hair.....
And while I agree scratching an itch with a long finger nail is more satisfying, it's the sound that literally makes my skin crawl.
Similar to nails on a scratch board to my ears.
And while I agree scratching an itch with a long finger nail is more satisfying, it's the sound that literally makes my skin crawl.
Similar to nails on a scratch board to my ears.
Baroque
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I keep 3 right fingernails and thumbnail longish, for guitar playing purposes. I only cut em if I go bouldering.
KafkaX
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Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
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KafkaX
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Dak
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Was so tempted to keep the trolling going with something like "Other languages have rights too!"
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fuck ftagn
Germanic and Romantic based languages are my trigger!
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So I ended up meeting the girl I posted about a few pages back, spent the night with her at a hotel and now we're dating. Despite what I said before, I'm becoming very enthusiastic about her. The polyamory situation is kind of an odd dynamic to get used to but I'm very impressed by my ability to control my jealousy so far. However, we've been fighting a little, but mostly over stupid shit regarding us misunderstanding each other during conversations (similar to what happened with the first thing I posted about her).
Also, somehow we got on the subject of black metal and Varg Vikernes. She looked him up and now she's obsessed with the man, constantly sending me quotes by him that she finds amusing. We have next to nothing in common music taste wise so I was shocked by her sudden fascination. Now she's been asking for information about the history of metal in general. Very unexpected but I don't detect that she's faking it or just trying to impress me. Small matter of course but still a perk.
Also, somehow we got on the subject of black metal and Varg Vikernes. She looked him up and now she's obsessed with the man, constantly sending me quotes by him that she finds amusing. We have next to nothing in common music taste wise so I was shocked by her sudden fascination. Now she's been asking for information about the history of metal in general. Very unexpected but I don't detect that she's faking it or just trying to impress me. Small matter of course but still a perk.
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