Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
You fags should take this to the exercise thread.
I approached a Russian girl today and she was a perfect mix of sexy, mean and slightly interesting. She had a lot to say about a culture she's only just been assimilating to but I let it slide because she had an apple ass (yup, I gave her the pussy pass). She was coming back from yoga or some shit and was wearing black tights, stomach was exposed because she was basically wearing a bra, ponytail and jordans on; pretty damn cute and her poise was on fire. God damn I hate hot brash girls so much I love them. She told me Americans smile too much and dismissed my existence so naturally I was fuckin hooked. I gave her my dog shit speech about adjusting my confidence to her looks and how weak guys drool over her because she's a glorified 8 at best, blah blah. She reminded me of one of those sexy Russian twerk girls that can move and I'm hoping she'll text me asap.
I approached a Russian girl today and she was a perfect mix of sexy, mean and slightly interesting. She had a lot to say about a culture she's only just been assimilating to but I let it slide because she had an apple ass (yup, I gave her the pussy pass). She was coming back from yoga or some shit and was wearing black tights, stomach was exposed because she was basically wearing a bra, ponytail and jordans on; pretty damn cute and her poise was on fire. God damn I hate hot brash girls so much I love them. She told me Americans smile too much and dismissed my existence so naturally I was fuckin hooked. I gave her my dog shit speech about adjusting my confidence to her looks and how weak guys drool over her because she's a glorified 8 at best, blah blah. She reminded me of one of those sexy Russian twerk girls that can move and I'm hoping she'll text me asap.