I can't sleep so I guess I could reminisce about girls that friendzoned me in high school. It's not like I blame them, but I will hardly have so many 17 year old lady friends again so it's nice to think about that time when the only worries were where to get alcohol and falling in love with spoiled chicks from school.
First one I remember, and maybe this is not chronological, but she was a uber cunt so I mention her first, was this girl with bad teeth and her eyes so close together that upon closing to her face you could only really see one eye and the rest of the face around that eye inverted. My gay friend used to call her Felicia because that was the model of the most common car around at that time. Evil tongues spew she had body no good but don't you listen. The thing about 17 year old girls is that even if there's a seedling of chubby bellies and butt cellulite in their DNA it doesn't really show yet on the outside and all you get is a round butt still tight and a pussy that smells like a fancy boutique where love condensed is sold in flasks. She had a boyfriend with dirt under his fingernails and, coincidentally, a red Felicia in which he always took her home from school. She wanted to hang out with me a lot even after she sucked my cock one time and then immediately told that moron, and I was a boy in love so I always went. She had a shitty small dog and we would take that piece of shit to the fucking forest and she would tell me to rate her ass. Her ass was good. Once I took her to my grandmother's place under the pretense of watering my nan's cyperus, as those drink a lot you know, and she laid in bed with me. When I started touching her, she made a run for it so she obviously thought that we would just lie down or something. What a bitch.
I could go on with another one but I need to shit so fuck off.
