Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

That will definitely happen with some frequency.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My niggah. (sorry to hear about you and Library Girl, of course)

Dekalb better watch out, we got two killers on the loose.

 

[CiG]

Perfect song for getting a few drinks in, which is exactly what the fuck I'm doing.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was watching an episode of the Rockford Files earlier with dinner and near the end there was a scene where he kisses a woman on the forehead in an affectionate way while she's on the phone and she sticks out her tongue and rolls it up in an exaggerated way and I got an instant erection and now want to make out with someone with clean teeth.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Shit Jeremy I'm really sorry to hear that. I really liked you two together, but it is what it is. At least the friendship is still there. I think it's good to be in a good and satisfying relationship. Helps you to know what to look for in the future.

 

[Krow]

Used to partially care what people thought. Don't really anymore.

Fuck people's opinions.... And your butthole, right?

 

[CiG]

Buttholes are there to be used.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

IT HAPPENED FOLKS

So after 2 1/2 years, my girlfriend and I have mutually, civilly, and definitively agreed to end our relationship.

As for moving on, I'm not the type to lose interest in women or pursuing other relationships right after a breakup. The best way to move on is to get with someone else, so I'll be on the lookout for opportunities as they come along. I'll continue to frequent the local bars, and I'm brushing the mothballs off my OKC account.

 

[Vimana]

I think the best way is to just experience being happy without them.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Some girl kept cock teasing me with the prospect of travelling quite far to go and see her and "stay the night". Anyway she kept changing her mind and then saying maybe in a few weeks, now it isn't going to happen. Blue balled.

I have a bit of a social circle here again now, including women.

It's a terrible decision to give in and allow part of your personhood to be fulfilled by another human being. It's like a deer standing and waiting for a hunter scope or something. Don't do it. Be all the man you are, women can come and go. They're pretty cruel creatures really, they want to be wanted and most of their mental wiring is about baby production, little of it is about construction of society or tools.

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[Matt]

Fuck people's opinions.... And your butthole, right?

Nah, not really into bottoming too much. Which works out because the guys I'm attracted to are almost always total bottoms.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Are bears bottoms or tops? I only ask because people tell me I'm a bear and I'm not gay. Probably.

 

[CiG]

Now I just want to watch It's Always Sunny.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Some girl kept cock teasing me with the prospect of travelling quite far to go and see her and "stay the night". Anyway she kept changing her mind and then saying maybe in a few weeks, now it isn't going to happen. Blue balled.

I have a bit of a social circle here again now, including women.

It's a terrible decision to give in and allow part of your personhood to be fulfilled by another human being. It's like a deer standing and waiting for a hunter scope or something. Don't do it. Be all the man you are, women can come and go. They're pretty cruel creatures really, they want to be wanted and most of their mental wiring is about baby production, little of it is about construction of society or tools.

man....
Just curious ,honestly, does this apply to women who aren't interested in children?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Yes because their subconscious is another matter. They'll probably sub-(some word) that desire with some other thing, like become a cat lady or mother a younger man or something.

 

[Vimana]

Women are also wired for keeping social dynamics functional and stable, whereas men do more of the physical stuff.

But it's not like it's a complete binary. Human males are peculiar among apes for having such strong childcare tendencies. And women have every bit of the reasoning faculties men do, they're just more socially calibrated.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Louis Ck did a great bit about men wanting sex as a subconscious need for babies, wish I could find the clip.

Also I wrote a riveting paper in sixth grade about how I'd never be a mother unless I could send them to boarding school or they proved their worth as offspring by surviving alone in the wilderness after learning to walk.

But like... multiple shrinks and a fucked up life so maybe most women are as you say. FD and me though, we are evolved, learn-ed females who focus our primal energies on more important things.

 

[Vimana]

In this book called Eve's Seed, it's proposed that men that obsess over sex with as many women as possible are compensating for their lack of self-worth. Men evolved for hunting and protecting for a long time, then civilization suddenly made both of those things pretty much useless, while women's "role" of reproducing and keeping the social network together either stayed in the same place or rose in importance. So men that are trying to have sex with the most women possible are going down to the most basic biological gratification as a way of saying, "I fuck, so I have a worth as a living thing."

 

[Dak]

That's an "interesting" position given the basis for civilization is being around for the long term and fucking around is a short term strategy.It also, of course, ignores female hypergamy.