Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It's so nice to see someone so open and honest with their sexuality but ugh what a fag

 

[EspaDa]

It's utterly difficult to find an attractive woman who is interested in metal. Going to gigs together has to be one of the nicest experiences which can ever occur. Sorry to hear that, Zeph. Time exactly DOES heal.

 

[Matt]

It's so nice to see someone so open and honest with their sexuality but ugh what a fag

Used to partially care what people thought. Don't really anymore.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

The timing of all this is quite good, since I'm back in Maine for the rest of the summer and she's staying in Chicago. Also, I'm heading into my fourth, and likely busiest year of grad school, and not having to drive to Chicago so frequently will free me from many inconveniences.

Fuck that bullshit dude. I got the new masturbation mausoleum 3.0 next year in Dekalb. You gotta come visit and get stupid trashed at the bars with me and then walk a block back to my place.

 

[Zephyrus]

That will definitely happen with some frequency.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My niggah. (sorry to hear about you and Library Girl, of course)

Dekalb better watch out, we got two killers on the loose.

 

[CiG]

Perfect song for getting a few drinks in, which is exactly what the fuck I'm doing.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was watching an episode of the Rockford Files earlier with dinner and near the end there was a scene where he kisses a woman on the forehead in an affectionate way while she's on the phone and she sticks out her tongue and rolls it up in an exaggerated way and I got an instant erection and now want to make out with someone with clean teeth.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Shit Jeremy I'm really sorry to hear that. I really liked you two together, but it is what it is. At least the friendship is still there. I think it's good to be in a good and satisfying relationship. Helps you to know what to look for in the future.

 

[Krow]

Used to partially care what people thought. Don't really anymore.

Fuck people's opinions.... And your butthole, right?

 

[CiG]

Buttholes are there to be used.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

IT HAPPENED FOLKS

So after 2 1/2 years, my girlfriend and I have mutually, civilly, and definitively agreed to end our relationship.

As for moving on, I'm not the type to lose interest in women or pursuing other relationships right after a breakup. The best way to move on is to get with someone else, so I'll be on the lookout for opportunities as they come along. I'll continue to frequent the local bars, and I'm brushing the mothballs off my OKC account.

 

[Vimana]

I think the best way is to just experience being happy without them.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Some girl kept cock teasing me with the prospect of travelling quite far to go and see her and "stay the night". Anyway she kept changing her mind and then saying maybe in a few weeks, now it isn't going to happen. Blue balled.

I have a bit of a social circle here again now, including women.

It's a terrible decision to give in and allow part of your personhood to be fulfilled by another human being. It's like a deer standing and waiting for a hunter scope or something. Don't do it. Be all the man you are, women can come and go. They're pretty cruel creatures really, they want to be wanted and most of their mental wiring is about baby production, little of it is about construction of society or tools.

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[Matt]

Fuck people's opinions.... And your butthole, right?

Nah, not really into bottoming too much. Which works out because the guys I'm attracted to are almost always total bottoms.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Are bears bottoms or tops? I only ask because people tell me I'm a bear and I'm not gay. Probably.

 

[CiG]

Now I just want to watch It's Always Sunny.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Some girl kept cock teasing me with the prospect of travelling quite far to go and see her and "stay the night". Anyway she kept changing her mind and then saying maybe in a few weeks, now it isn't going to happen. Blue balled.

I have a bit of a social circle here again now, including women.

It's a terrible decision to give in and allow part of your personhood to be fulfilled by another human being. It's like a deer standing and waiting for a hunter scope or something. Don't do it. Be all the man you are, women can come and go. They're pretty cruel creatures really, they want to be wanted and most of their mental wiring is about baby production, little of it is about construction of society or tools.

man....
Just curious ,honestly, does this apply to women who aren't interested in children?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Yes because their subconscious is another matter. They'll probably sub-(some word) that desire with some other thing, like become a cat lady or mother a younger man or something.