Males and Females

[Onder]

Talking about introducing people, I tried to introduce some people a few days back. It's the large-titted biatch from work who only talks about herself and mostly about her tits. She says she's looking for someone so I thought hey, I know this guy in my neighborhood who fucking claims he's looking for a relationship but always just fucks the girl and ice cold leaves the bitch because she's too smart or too dumb for him. The reason why they're always smarter or dumber than his preference is, I think, that his preference is based on his self-esteem and that is highly dynamic based on who's he talking to. In essence he doesn't find smart girls attractive but he laughs at the dumb ones. But anyway, they both seemed interested so I thought hey, I will send her a picture of him and we'll see. Her initial reaction was a set of questions though: 1) does he have a car, 2) does he have an apartment, 3) does he have muscles, and 4) is anybody in his family treated for cancer. This was surprising for me but I answered truthfully, bitch, he has everything but cancer. That's right. At this point I thought ego tits was hooked but she demanded a picture. I sent a picture AND a video from the gym where he's lifting a bear weight or something. She said........ impressive but not my type.

I don't think the likes of her should even have the right to decide that. I mean, yes, have some criteria. But he does have a BMW, he can lift a bear, you wanted that, so now fucking suck his phallus, you egocentric scum. What the fuck is this nonsense anyway. Left me nothing but angry because I legitimately thought he would at least slap her tits and then tell me about it. Ugh.

 

[JontRevolting]

Do you reckon you could get a picture of that girls tits, if you ask nicely she might do it if she knows some blokes from UM forum requested to see her cleavage especially seeing's though she likes them herself. She might take it as a compliment that word has spread about the tits and come to the party, I'd like to see what she can bring to the table!

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I have a vagina and it can smile, among other things, and it's smiling at you. You guessed it I write long posts so I'm a vagina-person man.

You're just saying that because you wanna exchange rug grease.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Do you reckon you could get a picture of that girls tits, if you ask nicely she might do it if she knows some blokes from UM forum requested to see her cleavage especially seeing's though she likes them herself. She might take it as a compliment that word has spread about the tits and come to the party, I'd like to see what she can bring to the table!

If it was aug's workmate there'd be a video on here by now.

 

[Krow]

Who was the female poster here that gave out topless pics? I asked around and someone sent me at least one a long time ago in a personal message. I felt bad after a while and deleted it though

 

[unknown]

Sao?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm so fucking blue balled and fucked up. Fml.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

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Anyway, I talk to Dodens all the time on FB because he doesn't like coming around here. He my frand.

Why is that?

It seems like a good amount of people just left at the same time

 

[King Richard]

I dunno. He just told me he doesn't like hanging around here anymore.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Dawww, too bad, I miss his sassy 'tude

 

[Krow]

Sao?

Ossa or something maybe?

 

[Omni]

@King Richard, I think that it's funny that you talk to him a lot now since I recall him really disliking you quite openly before.

I honestly don't know if I'm different than I used to be. I think that my sensibilities and humor are largely unchanged, but maybe I'm more approachable.

 

[Dak]

You don't jump down member's throats for having nonelitest opinions like you used to. But I also don't post/read on the music side as much as I used to so maybe I'm wrong.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Dodens used to start a conversation with me with "Fuck you faget" or "Manilla Road sucks." I still message him once in a while but he seems to not talk as much.

He was a pretty normal person when I met him though.

 

[JontRevolting]

I enjoyed that Heretics Torch he did,good coverage of bands in there and he had an obvious talent for writing...I encouraged him to do more but he reckoned he just does some football articles or something now last I spoke to him.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

He completed a second draft and I've seen it. It was great, but for whatever reason he seemed dishearten to the whole idea by that point.

 

[JontRevolting]

I'm pretty sure he showed me that one as well, used to get a msg randomly from him every now and then just to say hi and exchange recs. A good guy and it's refreshing to come across folk that aren't just into all the cookie cutter type stuff.

 

[Onder]

You're just saying that because you wanna exchange rug grease.

I think you're the type of girl who masturbates really frantically tbh, like you really give it a beating.

 

[CF87]

But his posts are funny, not at all a feminine quality.

He's either drunk or high. I don't consider his posts to be feminine.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think you're the type of girl who masturbates really frantically tbh, like you really give it a beating.

During shark week, sure, I a'cappella the Jaws soundtrack and go for blood. What of it, bitch.