Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Watched this for way too long

28:58

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

So I have grown to have really deep feelings for this close friend of mine. Oops.

I know she'd never reciprocate though so I intend to hoe it up on the side. It's hoeing season.

Funny, because I have as well. Only thing is, we both have feelings but she's hesitant since she herself just exited a bad relationship in the last few months. They were together for five years. I suppose she needs some time, which I'm willing to give her, but at the same time maybe I just shouldn't get my hopes up. Shit hardly ever works out for me with women

 

[The Ozzman]

Sounds like you should shoot yourself in the head with a large caliber bullet

cheers

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Funny, because I have as well. Only thing is, we both have feelings but she's hesitant since she herself just exited a bad relationship in the last few months. They were together for five years. I suppose she needs some time, which I'm willing to give her, but at the same time maybe I just shouldn't get my hopes up. Shit hardly ever works out for me with women

I'd recommend sticking it out. If she feels the same way, she might decide to go through with it.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

As someone who wanted to "wait it out" for her to get ready I can tell you that it's not exactly worth it, especially when she starts to bang other dudes randomly and hit on others. It's a pretty fucking miserable feeling. I'm not sure what advice I'd give you other than just continue to be honest with each other and as up front as possible.

 

[The Ozzman]

What Yoda is trying to say is that he's an idiot when it comes to this shit. Never listen to him.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Sounds like you should shoot yourself in the head with a large caliber bullet

cheers

 

[CiG]

Don't be a cuck and you won't get fucked over.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

What Yoda is trying to say is that he's an idiot when it comes to this shit. Never listen to him.

When was the last time you banged a girl that wasn't 200+ and knew you from work?

 

[The Ozzman]

When was the last time you banged a girl that wasn't 200+ and knew you from work?

My ex girlfriend but to be fair, the women from work weren't 200 lbs either.

 

[Krow]

You guys might as well just throw it out there with those girls. If you're always going to love her you might as well let her know, lest she think you want to be friends for life while other guys bend her over on their couch and you wait to be her shoulder to cry on when he doesn't call in the morning while his sperm are still floating around inside her.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Oh, she fucking knows.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Yeah, she knows as well. Hell, yesterday we even talked about fwb. She says she does miss sex and does like me a lot and has feelings for me, but she still isn't sure about "us" whatever the fuck shit that means...
She's obviously confused or still hasn't fully gotten over her ex, but I wish she'd make up her damn mind already.
In all likeliness, it'll probably just end in more disappointment and heartbreak on my end. Nothing new

 

[Master_Yoda77]

 

[Carpe Mortem]

My ex girlfriend but to be fair, the women from work weren't 200 lbs either.

I think he meant old, not fat. Aren't you a bit of a graverobber?

 

[The Ozzman]

I think he meant old, not fat. Aren't you a bit of a graverobber?

Oldest I've had sex with is 43

 

[Master_Yoda77]

And you're, what, 38?

Oh, right, sorry. I was thinking of your IQ.

 

[The Ozzman]

And you're, what, 38?

Oh, right, sorry. I was thinking of your IQ.

At least it wasn't a crack on my weight this time. Looks like your pea brain can process what I say which is encouraging

 

[Krow]

Oldest I've had sex with is 43

Just realized when I read this...

I've never had sex with a female older than me. Assuming I stay with my wife/don't go poking my dick around where it doesn't belong, this will stay true for the rest of my life.

 

[EspaDa]

How's is to be loyal to one woman?