Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

I'm supposedly in a relationship but it's all kind of weird and long distancy / not existenty

 

[Onder]

I'm supposedly in a relationship but it's all kind of weird and long distancy / not existenty

You're in a non-existent relationship with someone who's far away? Good job.

 

[CiG]

Sounds perfect.

 

[Onder]

Sounds perfect.

Yeah ideal relationship status with other humans. I prefer fungi anyway.

 

[CF87]

Biracial girlfriend wants to have sex with me, she must be out her fuckin mind retarded.

 

[CiG]

I don't get it.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I don't get it.

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=self-deprecation

 

[The Butt]

Going today on a cross-province beer store tour with this girl I kinda have a thing for. it's gonna be fun.

 

[CiG]

Going today on a cross-province beer store tour with this girl I kinda have a thing for. it's gonna be fun.

 

[CF87]

I don't get it.

Are you fuckin serious

 

[CiG]

Are you fuckin serious

Yeah? I don't understand why a biracial person would have to be out of their mind retarded to want to sleep with you.

 

[CF87]

If you're a bitch and you carry a switchbade, guess i got one to. I don't fuck around.

 

[CiG]

You certainly do fuck around when it comes to explaining yourself.

 

[CF87]

What bitches do, who gives a fuck.

 

[CiG]

Okay fuck off now.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Okay fuck off now.

At least he answered your question, albeit in an indirect way.

 

[CiG]

At least he answered your question, albeit in an indirect way.

I still don't get it though.

 

[-CC-]

I think DD's back on the drugs. Unsettling posts lately.

 

[CF87]

If you're a chick and you wanna get with me, you better bring me gifts, if not you can fuck off and don't come back.

 

[~Neurotica]

PS: what about if you're a dude? what should you bring?