Males and Females

[CiG]

Yeah, they can be identified by their pointy hoods.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

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That's way blacker than what I had in mind.

 

[CiG]

Your mind is 'whites only.'

 

[no country for old wainds]

i had a friend once who said 'women are like curry, why would you want one plate of curry when you can have a huge mound of curry'? that dude really loved curry. and fat chicks.

 

[CF87]

sexy attractive broad approached me and wanted to give me here number, not that I asked, but she's gotta have atleast a decade on me, she looks wicked good, weird thing is I seen her months ago and one night had some kind of crush on her, gave her a ring and she did not pick up at the time and called back, but I did not know, so i'm going to give her another shot this week, lay off the sauce for a bit when she comes over

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Totally had sex the other day. Shit was disgusting and hilarious. Real lazy/hungover morning sex.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Will someone please congratulate me on having sex for fucks sake!

 

[CiG]

Maybe go deeper with the story so we can try and give a shit.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Maybe go deeper

sound advice

 

[no country for old wainds]

i actually assumed he had sex fairly regularly being the extrovert that he is, so if anything some commiserations are in order

 

[CiG]

He's a perpetually friend-zoned extrovert though.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Will someone please congratulate me on having sex for fucks sake!

Conglaturation!!!!


A winner is you!!!!!!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Thanks guys.

 

[CiG]

Tell us a story though, really for reals.

 

[Omni]

i actually assumed he had sex fairly regularly being the extrovert that he is, so if anything some commiserations are in order

Nah, he isn't a closer. I thought that this was common knowledge.

 

[Omni]

Will someone please congratulate me on having sex for fucks sake!

...but really though, congratulations on finding someone who was willing to exchange bodily fluids with you.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... that someone was probably his right hand.

 

[CiG]

And from the sound of it, some of that bodily fluid was puke.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

There really isn't much to tell. Just messaged a girl on OKC after reactivating it now that I'm in Chicago. Met up with her and drank some dank beers then we went back to her place but were too drunk/tired to bang in the night so we just passed out. Banged in the morning while hungover and still exhausted/drunk.

 

[CiG]

What was she like and what does she look like?