Males and Females

[CiG]

I'll try!

 

[CF87]

Well I told her I needed space during one of our drama moments, and she accepted that, but I'm not as candid with her as I am in my previous post. Is anyone really that candid in a relationship? It seems like there's all kinds of shit people avoid saying to their SOs to avoid causing unnecessary hurt feelings.

on a ten scale what would you rate her dumper ?

 

[mutantllama]

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I could watch these for hours.

 

[CiG]

Muffey rules forever.

 

[arg]

I was going for a shoulder pat on a cute female coworker but I guess she mistook it and leaned in for the hug. Does she want the cock? What to do next?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well it depends on what's worth more to you: a snowball's chance in hell at dating a coworker who's more likely to accuse you of sexual harassment and get you fired than to let you lick her ass... or keeping your job, which provides the income necessary to fund your whoring adventures.

 

[CiG]

Well it depends on what's worth more to you: a snowball's chance in hell at dating a coworker who's more likely to accuse you of sexual harassment and get you fired than to let you lick her ass... or keeping your job, which provides the income necessary to fund your whoring adventures.

A+ analysis.

 

[arg]

I dunno guys I think this might be love, I’m going for it

 

[CiG]

Is she white?

 

[arg]

white 5’8 and brunette, theoretically i should have no chance cuz im asian 5’8 no muscles, but fuck it ive broken the hug barrier only a few more til the tongue in asshole barrier

and it was a one-handed hug (because it morphed from what was supposed to be a shoulder pat) but full on tits on my chest hug. i had a fap in the restroom right after

 

[Onder]

white 5’8 and brunette, theoretically i should have no chance cuz im asian 5’8 no muscles, but fuck it ive broken the hug barrier only a few more til the tongue in asshole barrier

and it was a one-handed hug (because it morphed from what was supposed to be a shoulder pat) but full on tits on my chest hug. i had a fap in the restroom right after

See? It feels good not having to pay for a full on tits on your chest hug! Way to go! What are her hobbies? Does she read?

 

[CiG]

Maybe she'll lean down to pick up a pencil she dropped and accidentally plant her asshole onto your face? Fingers crossed.

 

[Dak]

2 weeks from now he's either in jail or there's a Mrs arg.

 

[CiG]

Or he's sporting a shitler and a good memory.

 

[arg]

Welp asked her out and got boyfriend bombed

She still gave me her number and said she was down

Fuck this shit. This is exactly why I fuck hookers. I swore off gay ass feelings of attraction/jealousy/anxiety long ago!

 

[arg]

 

[EspaDa]

Hahah, I love your stories @arg. To console you, I think that she would be a much worse arse licker than the whores you've already hooked up with.

 

[Dak]

She still gave me her number and said she was down

So........

 

[arg]

Probably gonna dangle her ass like a carrot on a stick but never let me taste it, but maybe worth a shot

 

[CiG]

Nobody with a boyfriend gives their number to a guy that just asked them out. She's clearly a whore and you should try it.