Males and Females

[Vegard Pompey]

I should learn flirting techniques from you

 

[Cythraul]

Man, this thread is a real shitshow. Anyway, I don’t like tattoos on women. Looks gross. It’s especially sad to see a very good looking woman with a bunch of tattoos. It’s kind of like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

Whether or not (lots of) tattoos on a woman are indicative of certain unfortunate personality traits (and I think they tend to be), the chances that such a woman shares my beliefs and general outlook on things are astronomically low, so I avoid like the plague.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You've mentioned your beliefs recently. What do you mean by that? Are you a Fox News loving Televangelist now or something?

 

[Cythraul]

You've mentioned your beliefs recently. What do you mean by that? Are you a Fox News loving Televangelist now or something?

No. I am a Roman Catholic. And I don’t really watch Fox News but I like Tucker Carlson’s show. Can’t cuck the Tuck.

 

[The Ozzman]

How to appreciate Cythraul's beliefs: Don't be a fucking faggot

 

[Dak]

 

[Cythraul]

Lol. Saw this on Twitter the other day. So many broads were triggered.

 

[Einherjar86]

I appreciate the grammatical ambiguity of that meme. It could mean that men prefer debt-free virgins, but it could also mean that men prefer debt [and] free virgins. I'm not sure who these debt-loving men are, or why so many virgins without tattoos are presumably imprisoned somewhere. All I know is that hyphens make all the difference.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That's chill. I was just wondering. You didn't seem like the super religious type anyways.

I was raised catholic since i'm part Italian.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I appreciate the grammatical ambiguity of that meme. It could mean that men prefer debt-free virgins, but it could also mean that men prefer debt [and] free virgins. I'm not sure who these debt-loving men are, or why so many virgins without tattoos are presumably imprisoned somewhere. All I know is that hyphens make all the difference.

How can that be read as "debt and free virgins" when there's no comma after debt?

 

[Einherjar86]

There's no hyphen either. That's what I mean, it's ambiguous.

 

[The Ozzman]

How can that be read as "debt and free virgins" when there's no comma after debt?

Ein is being a literal faggot, that's why

 

[Einherjar86]

 

[PrincessHades]

I appreciate the grammatical ambiguity of that meme. It could mean that men prefer debt-free virgins, but it could also mean that men prefer debt [and] free virgins. I'm not sure who these debt-loving men are, or why so many virgins without tattoos are presumably imprisoned somewhere. All I know is that hyphens make all the difference.

Its not gramatically ambiguous, theres indication that "debt", and "free virgins" come seperately in a series. The blonde is fucking cute though

 

[The Ozzman]

The libs don't find things funny if it goes against the grain of their beliefs

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I should learn flirting techniques from you

He'll probably take these modest signs of friendliness from her as permission to follow her home one day, and start hanging around her house at night until she files a restraining order.

 

[Onder]

I got scolded by my girlfriend for flirting with a waitress in front of her and then telling my mom in front of everybody.

 

[The Ozzman]

When Private Grumbles thinks you're a conservative and you're actually not even close to that

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i sat next to a girl waiting for a guy to come pick her up
they'd seen pix of each other online and this was the first time they were going to see each other face-to-face
she says the guy's "totally vanilla" and this girl wants to do "kinky shit" with me on the side