Males and Females

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Ouch man. But yeah, I'm just as surprised as you are. Also, no I won't show you a photo. That's creepy.

You have Blurry_Dreams on ignore, don't you?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah, what did he post?

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Just something about his latest hookup. That's what MasterpieceMesias was responding to.

 

[Onder]

You have Blurry_Dreams on ignore, don't you?

Oh shit, now it makes sense. Yoda is a sex beast.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Ohhhhh ok. MM was responding to him...

 

[Satanstoenail]

And that’s why the ignore function sucks right there

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I recently broke up from a year-and-a-half relationship (my longest), so for the first time in my life I want absolutely nothing to do with women. Strange feeling

 

[PrincessHades]

go fuck a hooker
seriously
loose your virginity with a super-experienced woman where she knows that she's taking your virginity,
where she's actually teaching you stuff
instead doing that of that whole ashamed-about-it thing where you have sex with a girl you like and it's super-awkward and the next morning you tell her she took your virginity last night

yeah but my goal would be to take her virginity too, shes gotta be tight

i would fuck a hooker if it came to that but honestly id rather have legit sex where shes into it too, its all about the psychological connection imo, otherwise i would just jack off

 

[CiG]

"It's all about the psychological connection..." said the virgin.

How the fuck would you know what anything is about?

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

yeah but my goal would be to take her virginity too, shes gotta be tight

you do realize this is a myth right
how tight a girl's pussy is really has nothing to do with how many dicks she's had up there

i don't like tight pussy anyway
my dick's not really huge but i've had women that were actually painfully tight

and a virgin loosing their virginity with another virgin is the most horribly awkward experience i can imagine
i am so fucking glad i didn't do that

i'm still sticking with my original advice of having an experienced girl teach you how to have sex

i don't like taking women's virginity, it's exhausting being the teacher and i'm lazy

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i would fuck a hooker if it came to that but honestly id rather have legit sex where shes into it too, otherwise i would just jack off

i like making a girl orgasm
but, honestly, sometimes a hooker's just so much better than doing a horny woman

 

[PrincessHades]

you do realize this is a myth right
how tight a girl's pussy is really has nothing to do with how many dicks she's had up there

i don't like tight pussy anyway
my dick's not really huge but i've had women that were actually painfully tight

and a virgin loosing their virginity with another virgin is the most horribly awkward experience i can imagine
i am so fucking glad i didn't do that

i'm still sticking with my original advice of having an experienced girl teach you how to have sex

i don't like taking women's virginity, it's exhausting being the teacher and i'm lazy

lol i learned something new i guess. im sure if a girls pulling a train with like 6 BBCs shes gonna be a little looser though for the next day or so. otherwise, if a girl dated dude with a BBC and fucked him like everynight shed probably be permanently a little looser. normally you're probably right

at least id know she'd be just as awkward as me

 

[CiG]

Cunts are made to spit out babies retard, by your logic one child and she'd be a wizard sleeve for life. In a twist of fate, Blurry is actually giving out very sound advice, take it.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Cunts are made to spit out babies retard, by your logic one child and she'd be a wizard sleeve for life. In a twist of fate, Blurry is actually giving out very sound advice, take it.

this post was gold

 

[CiG]

this post was gold

And now you have the urge to shower in it.

 

[PrincessHades]

theres this girl in my geometry class and she is fucking HOT. she reminds me of this girl i liked at my old school, looks exactly the same except taller. idk how to talk to her, i have this class every other day and its first thing in the morning. all i can do in that class is sleep...

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

theres this girl in my geometry class and she is fucking HOT. she reminds me of this girl i liked at my old school, looks exactly the same except taller. idk how to talk to her, i have this class every other day and its first thing in the morning. all i can do in that class is sleep...

if you're gonna sleep through your morning class anyway
you should start going out to nightclubs, it will help you learn how to talk to girls

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

And now you have the urge to shower in it.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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[Serjeant Grumbles]