Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

Thanks for letting me know babe. I hope she makes you read some books.

 

[Onder]

@The Ozzman I'm getting married on friday at 11:30 Central European time.

Getting closer. I will be a married man by this time tomorrow. Already thinking about what beer I will drink at the evening party. It's in a beer bar and I think a 3 Fonteinen bottle won't avoid getting opened. They also have Cascade sours which I buy on special occassions. Hmmmm.

 

[The Ozzman]

Thanks @Onder very cool!

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

there are 2 women that want me to impregnate them
but i haven't seen either of them in a week

 

[CiG]

Onder is now a married man.

 

[The Butt]

Its crazy to think about that the man who had to put things into his ass to prevent spillage is now married.

Congrats @Onder! Hope the ceremony was ballin' and I hope you got a chance to get obliterated drunk.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My fucking boy

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm sure he'll read all the books in the honeymoon

 

[The Butt]

"Honey come to bed. I'm horny"
"Fuck off bitch I'm reading books of blakkness."

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Went fishing for the first time in over a decade with my girl. I caught a small catfish and some bluegill.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Congratulations Ondra!

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Onder is now a married man.

how long ago was it that @Onder fucked 2 different women in the same week??
also
congratulations on getting married

 

[CiG]

Interesting video, I wish more like this existed.

The latter two examples don't really click with me, sure a chick on a first date joking about marrying you might be a red flag (similarly joking about having your kids) and being lead on sucks in general, but the first example is the more prescient one and leads into many other things that women take for granted.

For anybody who won't watch the video, I'm referring to where she talks about going on a date and the other woman doesn't even pretend to reach for her purse to pay, and just kinda expects to be taken care of.

So many insights can be sourced from the lives of bisexuals.

 

[Onder]

Back from a weekend visit of muh lady's grandparents, this is what summer has become, a list of cottages and summer houses of various ancestors that we have to visit, we're still missing at least one stop, going to my grandparents next weekend. At least we get to see the countryside I guess.

Next weekend we might stop in Austria for a day.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@HadesRagnazrath @Terasophe
anybody want to date this woman??
Woman wanted for peeing on potatoes in Walmart produce section turns herself in: report - pennlive.com

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i'm bored out of my fucking mind

 

[Dak]

i'm bored out of my fucking mind

Get a job.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@HadesRagnazrath @Terasophe
anybody want to date this woman??
Woman wanted for peeing on potatoes in Walmart produce section turns herself in: report - pennlive.com

@arg
can't believe nobody responded to this post

 

[PrincessHades]

@HadesRagnazrath @Terasophe
anybody want to date this woman??
Woman wanted for peeing on potatoes in Walmart produce section turns herself in: report - pennlive.com

not after she turned herself in, you cant pussy out like that. even when they have suspects in custody it takes months to identify them if they refuse to give their name. you're not gonna get caught from surveliance footage, its a scare tactic

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

But women don't fuck men from behind, unless they are the ones doing the penetrating with a strap-on dildo, which is not the usual scenario

the specific women that like penatrating men's asses with strap-on-dildos
those women think my ass is gorgeous