Males and Females

[MasterpieceMesias]

She sleeps outdoors? Is she homeless or just really enjoys nature?

Also, maybe I'm mistaken, but if she really sleeps outdoors, she can't smell too nice or be very hygienic..just saying

EDIT: I did consider you could always just ask her to shower before sex. Hmph, tells you how long its been since I've gotten any nookie...

 

[Slammed]

You're talking to a waste of space crackhead whose idea of bathing is laying in the gutter after rain.
The rest of the stories you can take with as many grains of salt as you prefer.

 

[CiG]

Imagine thinking it's an option for a homeless crackhead to ask another homeless crackhead to shower before they have sex.

 

[Slammed]

Girl: "Want to have sex?"
Blurry: "After it rains tomorrow and you've showered."
Girl: "I'm booked solid tomorrow."
Blurry: "That's okay, I'll stare at your toes while you fuck other guys and then I'll go slops."

 

[Bloopy]

Well there are those doorways that spray water as a deterrent to people loitering there.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

apparently @MasterpieceMesias forgot that all the girls that want to fuck me are homeless

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

That does make sense. Can't imagine any woman who's well off and have self-respect would want to bang you.

If you're really that propular within the female homeless demographic, maybe have one of them move in and clean them up a bit. Y'know, do something useful and kind for once

 

[CiG]

That does make sense. Can't imagine any woman who's well off and have self-respect would want to bang you.

Yet you can't get laid.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Yet you can't get laid.

That's because I suck with women, and I'm not all that good looking in the face. I never denied that, but at least I'm not a waste of space crackhead. I can hold down a job and pay bills

 

[CiG]

I'm not a waste of space crackhead.

True, you have that going for you.

 

[Slammed]

maybe have one of them move in and clean them up a bit.

Move into what? His cardboard box?

That's because I suck with women

You should try fucking them.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i'm sleeping in the really huge 5-story abandoned parking garage now

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Dude, you know you could at least make some money from a job at McDonald's...

 

[Slammed]

WHAT???
And give up his already successful life?
What the fuck you on man?

 

[CiG]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Dude, you know you could at least make some money from a job at McDonald's...

all the clothes i wear
all the food i eat
all the Crystal i smoke
i'm getting for free
what do i need money for??

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I met a lady last night during a board game party at a friend's house. We connected pretty well. She lives at the house there (ex-girlfriend / "tenant" of the owner), and she and I got into a deep conversation after everyone else had left or gone to bed. She's not really my type (southern, poor, uneducated, tough, extroverted), but she is attractive, and it felt like we could tell each other anything.

Funny thing is, for the past few weeks I've been making arrangements with the owner of the house to rent a room there...

 

[CiG]

Sometimes your life sounds like a season of Seinfeld.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I don't watch Seinfeld, but yeah it does sound like one of those quirky sitcom setups.

My social life's been pretty boring for the past year, mostly either seeing the same people in some structured setting (i.e. the writing critique group) or emotional support for my needy ex-gf. Really looking forward to getting out of this hellish job situation so I have the time and energy to do more mingling / meeting people.