Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

Paying my partner to do all my laundry - cheaper than the laundry place. Idk man as the years go on I'm pretty sure I'm as alpha as they come. Feels good. My dick is hard and also huge.

 

[CiG]

If you were alpha you wouldn't be paying him bro.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Idk I think being economically stable enough to throw cash at a house husband during a pandemic for doing what is expected of him is definitely a benevolent kind of superiority.

I guess my tongue isn't alllll the way through my cheek on this. Isn't giving your partner an allowance because you're so pro gamer kind of tops?

 

[CiG]

There's something pretty alpha about giving your live-in leech pocket money.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Good on him that he doesn't feel too emasculated

 

[CiG]

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think I'm actually helping in that regard since he's laid off over econovidkiller-19. Most people are I'm very lucky to still be working.

 

[Slammed]

Sex slave is still a job!

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I think I'm actually helping in that regard since he's laid off over econovidkiller-19. Most people are I'm very lucky to still be working.

I'm currently a security guard so imagine how I feel

I ain't going nowhere nor am I making any income for a good while. RIP my savings account

 

[Slammed]

You should come to Australia, we've got security guards standing at the front of supermarkets counting the number of people who enter.

 

[CiG]

No fuck off, we're closed.

 

[Dak]

Even when I wa

Sex slave is still a job!

Great reframe. He's a gigolo.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Got into an argument with my parents about getting a different job in armed security...as if they have a different idea. Either way I'm out of work

My idea was definitely better. Get drunk, eat a lot and lift weights until I can work again. Hopefully I'll be back to 220 by then

 

[Bloopy]

I'm finally visiting Auckland again as of late last week. Saw my girlfriend for the first time in 96 days. Could've seen her close to a month earlier given the fortune of COVID-19 being squashed so well here, but she was busy and my health was still too fucked. Now's good though as there are live shows to see again.

She's actually used the time apart to change for the better and find a better balance in life, though not exactly due to not seeing me. More about bouncing back from some rock bottom craziness where shit hit the fan and being able to spend quality time with her family 'unit' even though the wheels of separation are slowly in motion.

A long haul with a lot of patience required in our situation, that's for sure. I'm waiting for apartment building repairs that are more complicated and taking way longer than anticipated, but it just doesn't make sense for me to throw away more time and money than I have getting set up renting a place in Auckland in the meantime. Better to throw away some of what I have on motels and shit once in a while as I can keep a lid on that. She might have a space for me to visit in a while though... we'll see.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

My new girlfriend is in love with my pheromones

She's OCD and seemingly bi-polar
Her 2 poles seem to be
A) totally head over heels in love with me
And
B) wanting to kill me

Oh, wait I've been through this before

At least she's not beating me with guaranteed-to-be-unbreakable umbrellas...yet...

 

[no country for old wainds]

this spambot is impressively diverse

 

[no country for old wainds]

old enough to remember your psychotic fucking posts thats for sure

 

[Vegard Pompey]

What'd I miss

 

[no country for old wainds]

sentinelslain came back then deleted his posts for some reason

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I somehow fell in lust with the girl who is going to be celibate for the foreseeable future

She's decided she wants to spend a huge amount of time hanging out with me