Males and Females

[Death Aflame]

How much did you pay her to date you?

Ouch.

edit: Just realized you could have also meant that she is a whore. Such ambiguity in no less than a sentence, good job.

 

[Vimana]

One tank.

 

[Draehl]

My two favorite body types:
Proto-typical model body, but with a little more meat on her bones in the form of muscle.

Meh @ even mildly muscled women. A lack of definition in any direction is the best IMO. No obvious muscle. No obvious fat. No obvious ribs.

 

[damnromulans]

I didn't mean she was a whore

edit: lol Draele. You can't have none of anything!

I hope one day I will look muscular above the waist. I don't want to be Jillian Michaels or anything but I'd like it to be obvious that I lift heavy things.

 

[waif]

Toned is good. Muscular is bad. Women shouldn't lift anything heavier than my cock to their mouths.

 

[The Butt]

So nothing heavier than marshmallows or feathers?







:V




:V :V

 

[damnromulans]

You can't get toned without lifting weights. It's pretty much impossible for women who spend less than 2 hours at the gym a day and lack steroid addictions to get Chyna-jacked.

 

[Death Aflame]

I didn't mean she was a whore

Such venom, but haters gonna hate.

 

[Draehl]

edit: lol Draele. You can't have none of anything!

No fat. No six pack. No ribs. Just a nice toned flat belly.

Not that I have room to talk. My ribs show a bit and I have an ever-so-slight thin man's gut. Though a few more weeks on this job and the latter will quickly go away (BTW, I got a part time job. FedEx package handler. Started Monday. A whopping 3 hours a day but pretty tough work. On the down-side I took the job because I heard there were a lot of positions open to internal applicants only... Psh. One job in GA and it's the other side of the state) I digress.

 

[unknown]

long torso is looooong

 

[Draehl]

long torso is looooong

Great torso is great! Skin could be lighter though...

 

[damnromulans]

I think Shisha the European dancehall queen is pretty awesome. I'm not destined for that kind of muscle or booty but her body is amazing and she is a great dancer. Incredibly muscular but not unfeminine at all. Fuck sometimes I wish I were black.

 

[Dak]

Looks pretty mannish in the face in that picture.

 

[wandering_taco]

I used to be pretty beastly

compared to now

I love my Bass.

 

[Vimana]

I'm not into this, except for East African and North African women.

 

[Enemy242]

Girls with muscles are seriously gross. I like girls to be what I would call squishy, basically not fat but you can't see any of their bones at all. It's weird too because most of the girls I know are obsessed with getting really toned and too muscular yet it seems like all the guys I've talked to don't even like that at all (though they like girls skinnier than I do). I happen to be really cut and muscular but not huge because of my occupation and just the fact that I like lifting weights which is the kind of body type girls seem to dig but I don't see why they'd go out of their way to lift weights and get muscular (I doubt they get the testosterone rush from doing clapping pushups and listening to Dying Fetus like I do).

 

[waif]

Fleshmountain looks like a less Jewish version of my drummer.

 

[Draehl]

I've heard from a lot of chicks that they absolutely hate the bodybuilder look. Most seem to prefer thin/medium sized guys that are just well toned.

I won't argue.

 

[wandering_taco]

Yeah if all they really wanted was muscular dudes I probably would have been swimming in chicks during high school, but that definitely was not the case. Still not the case.

 

[damnromulans]

Chicks aren't that specific about body types, power and money and promise are more important. means Draele is S.O.L. because pale white girls and Asians tend to be the most concerned with status when choosing a mate.

I prefer body type X but I'm dating someone with body type Y and if the occasion arose I wouldn't say "ew no" to a dude with body type Z.

There are only two dude body types I really hate

1.) Overweight/too jacked
2.) Isolated/beer belly on an otherwise thin dude that sticks out noticeably

Also I don't think anyone really likes girls who aren't muscular. There's nothing attractive about flab, bat wing arms, a floppy gut, or thighs that make clapping noises on their own. With no muscle at all you are either flabby or emaciated. Don't underestimate the power of muscle hidden under fat and skin!