The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Dude, you haven't even kissed the bitch yet and you're already worrying about being her kid's surrogate father? SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Stop over-analyzing shit and just take it step by step ftlog. The fact that she has two kids means she likes to fuck, and since her baby daddy (that always makes me laugh) is MIA means she's probably a nutbar (the texts support this as well), so heed my previous advise and stop being a pussy about it already; wrap that shit up and dive on in (don't forget your floaties though, her vagine may be deeper than anticipated).
I'll be sure to leave some breadcrumbs so I can find my way out.
I can't help overanalyzing shit. It's the way I process everything.