Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
same, I dont tell anyone anything.I don't talk to anyone about my problems. I sometimes come on here just to rant/vent, but I barely scratch the surface to be honest.
same, I dont tell anyone anything.I don't talk to anyone about my problems. I sometimes come on here just to rant/vent, but I barely scratch the surface to be honest.
I don't talk to anyone about my problems. I sometimes come on here just to rant/vent, but I barely scratch the surface to be honest.
I'm so glad I jerk off with my left hand, because my right hand is my dominant computer hand and I need it to control the videos. I can't imagine having to click pause and skip around with my left hand. It would be a disaster.
That's an unfortunate disposition. Perhaps you should find a woman that's experienced.
That's why you should be lefty like me. Jerk off with your left hand and control the movie with your right.
My girlfriend is pretty experienced. She just doesn't have a penis. This leads to a pretty fundamental lack of understanding about what gets a guy off. Since a guy will usually finish regardless of what the woman does, nothing is really expected of the woman and so I don't really think experience directly helps. I'm teaching her, though.
Best sex I had was when I was 19. It was with a 33 year old chick. It was fucking awesome.![]()
Hey, if you bring the instruments, play them, and don't mind my shitty vocals, you got a deal.Grant, what are the chances that we could form a Guns and Roses coverband that MDF weekend and make a couple music videos?
I have a weird sort of partial left-handedness. I write, eat and wipe with my left hand, but I do most other things with my right. Man, if only I had known that one day I might want to use the computer with one hand and the meat handle with the other, I could have thought all this through better in my formative years.I'm so glad I jerk off with my left hand, because my right hand is my dominant computer hand and I need it to control the videos. I can't imagine having to click pause and skip around with my left hand. It would be a disaster.
Hmm...My girlfriend is pretty experienced. She just doesn't have a penis.
My girlfriend is pretty experienced. She just doesn't have a penis.
Experience makes a huge difference dude. I've known girls who actually think blow job means they're supposed to blow (literally). Furthermore, there are techniques that make sex way better and you only figure those out through experience. Lacking the proper equipment doesn't mean a thing. I've been told I'm really good at eating pussy, even though I don't have one.
If there's a fundamental lack of understanding, it's a universal lack that can never be compensated for; but there is certainly a difference in knowledge/understanding between a girl who's only slept with one guy many times and a chick who's been around the block. Now, if we're talking about girls who just don't care, that's a different story.
I like sex, but I'd rather read the newest chapter of Naruto.
For me it was probably a couple months ago. We were both high, room was full of candles, The Bird and the Bee was playing on the stereo, and we climaxed at the same time. Ideal experience right there.
I like sex, but I'd rather read the newest chapter of Naruto.