Males and Females

someone posted this on facebook and it's GAY AS FUCK

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdELZxEnHY&sns=fb[/ame]

i can't relate at all but maybe you pansies will!
 
I'm straight, but am hanging on by a thread.

Dude I always thought I was almost gay. But the truth is that I'm not by far. Today I was hanging around my uni and I was like blinded by all those asses that were walking, sitting or standing all over the place. I wish I could just bury my head into all of them one by one. First with clothes on, then naked, then licking the pussy for like hours straight. Too many pretty girls on that fucking uni.
 
Reply from library girl: "Hahahaha yeah, I creeped hard. I abuse my librarian privilege of handling Maine Cards, hahah; sorry. And not too much, getting prepared for the end of the semester. What are you up to?"

Coffee invite seems to be the next logical step. I have a right to, since she friended me having never even officially met me.



edit: ITT Zeph reveals his complete lack of social skills and dependence on the internet for advice.

Take her bowling.

Look at her ass.

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@Zeph: coffee invite is appropriate. And, given that she came out of nowhere, there's nothing to lose.

Except his virginity.
 
Dude I always thought I was almost gay. But the truth is that I'm not by far. Today I was hanging around my uni and I was like blinded by all those asses that were walking, sitting or standing all over the place. I wish I could just bury my head into all of them one by one. First with clothes on, then naked, then licking the pussy for like hours straight. Too many pretty girls on that fucking uni.

I think the same. You should see the girls in my stats class. Delicious booty.
 
I think the same. You should see the girls in my stats class. Delicious booty.

I think it's spring. Spring wakes testosterone up. I srsly feel like going crazy and touching everything. All those butts being mine to touch.
 
I have a girl and she has a nice ass. BAM! But she's not here.. Beewwww, what am I gonna do? Honk my donk? Maaayyyyybeeee asweeell...

But now!

A beer!
 
Pound down some Urquells for me.

Will do in a minute. I had some north-czech-ish beer now which is getting quite popular around here and is not as expensive as Urquell but now I'm going to a pub, so it's obvious two or three Urquells for me. Yay.
 
I have a girl and she has a nice ass. BAM! But she's not here.. Beewwww, what am I gonna do? Honk my donk? Maaayyyyybeeee asweeell...

But now!

A beer!


SOmething something the way she talked, the way she walked

But NOW she's not there er er er er


I'm sure that's a classic rock song by someone.

edit.

It's awesome.

 
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So I saw History girl (the one I had a thing for before Religious girl came along) at the Phi Beta Kappa ceremony today to get inducted. I showed up as one already inducted last year but my friend was getting inducted as well. I chatted a while with her afterward to find out she will be here in the Fall, taking graduate history courses as well as the Ancient Greek class I'll likely be teaching. She'll be away in Machias all summer, but I'm so glad I have something to look forward to for the Fall and now my Summer will be all the more easier.

I'll only see her in class twice more before graduation, so it's not worth starting anything now, but who knows.

I'm kicking myself because if it weren't for Religious girl, I could have potentially gotten so much further with History girl. Such is life.
 
When it rains it pours. Did you invite Library Girl for coffee? My powers of people-reading strongly believe she wants it baaaaad and could possibly just think you're smokin' hot (it's possible, you're not ugly at all) and want a fling.

Spring = everybody wants it all the time from everybody. I got a message on FB from a moderately attractive friend (who I used to have a big crush on but it never worked out) and my heart fluttered and is still fluttering a little bit. It was just about Star Trek and how he gets hit on by fat chicks at work, nothing to get fluttery about. Stupid springtime.