Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

I sent the coffee invite. No reply yet but I only sent it this afternoon.

 

[mutantllama]

wait, I thought history girl was religious girl


wtf

 

[Pessimism]

New thread title:

"Males & Males: Man I just have so many women after me. I can't believe it, it's just like a total dream come true."

better yet:

"Males and Females: Send 14 pictures of my dick in her Ass MEGATHREAD"

 

[Zephyrus]

wait, I thought history girl was religious girl


wtf

I tend to have multiple targets on radar at once. Last time I miscalculated.

 

[mutantllama]

Alrighty then

 

[Zephyrus]

And fuck what a miscalculation. History girl just got into Phi Beta fucking Kappa. Religious girl was a creationist. What was I thinking.

 

[mutantllama]

I'm curious, did the fact that the religious girl loved god annoy your crazy ex more then she would have been if the girl wasn't religious?

 

[Zephyrus]

No.

Actually, her not being religious would have probably made things worse, since her religion was the only reason we didn't have sex.

 

[mutantllama]

Well I guess that's a good thing in that regard.

 

[SentinelSlain]

New thread title:

"Males & Males: Man I just have so many women after me. I can't believe it, it's just like a total dream come true."

better yet:

"Males and Females: Send 14 pictures of my dick in her Ass MEGATHREAD"

Targh_d or whatever the asshole was called, some other British guy from London, who used to post here, posted a picture of himself having anal sex with a girl, who'd written 'you're awesome' on her hands. It got him banned though.

 

[The Butt]

What the hell are you talking about? HamburgerBoy, Mathias, and The Butt are all homosexual. I don't think any of them live close enough to get it on though.

That can't be true. Also tell your mother money's on the counter, dear.

 

[celestialelixir]

I tend to have multiple targets on radar at once. Last time I miscalculated.

Which one was the one you were going to teach greek to like 20 pages back? Cause now I'm confused now, too.

 

[Zephyrus]

Oh that's where it gets fun. Religious girl was the short-lived Greek student. However, come this Fall both Religious girl and History girl will be taking the Greek class that I'll probably be teaching.

 

[celestialelixir]

Oh that's where it gets fun. Religious girl was the short-lived Greek student. However, come this Fall both Religious girl and History girl will be taking the Greek class that I'll probably be teaching.

But I thought Religious Girl was the psycho-bitch that can't juggle torches like you can :S

Or was that someone else's ex?

 

[Zephyrus]

sigh...

 

[skeptik]

That can't be true. Also tell your mother money's on the counter, dear.

You're never funny nor clever and nobody likes you.

 

[sevag00]

Oh that's where it gets fun. Religious girl was the short-lived Greek student. However, come this Fall both Religious girl and History girl will be taking the Greek class that I'll probably be teaching.

Oh yeah, i see a 3some.

 

[JontRevolting]

Oh that's where it gets fun. Religious girl was the short-lived Greek student. However, come this Fall both Religious girl and History girl will be taking the Greek class that I'll probably be teaching.

Tread lightly there mate,you never know when they can turn nasty and sexual harassment is'nt a good look for a teacher.Make sure they keep their mouths shut!

 

[Zephyrus]

That's all four months away. There should be no issues.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

For you

Take a step back and realize you suck.