Males and Females

I would pick (A) for aug's question and (B) for Vacant Planet's question. The equipment is never as important as who/what is attached to it. Besides huge dicks are no good unless you enjoy a ripping sensation where your perineum actually tears and bleeds, and you feel a rectovaginal fistula is imminent.
 
It'd be a change of pace from the abloo-bloo about ex-gf theme that has been the undercurrent of this thread for a few dozen pages.

But, breakups are tough and people need places to vent so that's fair.

Oh horrors, a thread designed for us to work out our problems/issues/questions regarding GENUINE interaction/intercourse between Males and Females. Heaven forbid such a dreadful environment be permitted existence anywhere on the internet!
 
I intended it to be the "whining and bitching" thread about relationships/hopeless attempts at snaring potential mates, yeah.

Sorry I'm all about the extremely shitty desperate grappling at puns/making jokes today.
 
You wrote that sentence to cover your ass. Good job.

Or maybe the first sentence was an actual light-hearted jest that was in line with a previous comment about overly emotional men on this forum.

But, do what you want. Take it to heart if you want and get angry about something incredibly trivial that you choose to interpret in a certain way.
 
Whatever. It seemed inappropriate given not only the context of several members' recent romantic hardships, but also an exhausted trope given aug's shameless exploits.

edit: you really blew it saying you paid for it. Otherwise I would have applauded you. I don't value women that low, sorry.