Males and Females

[Der Morgenstern]

Gee, for a while I thought you came on here to brag about how you scored for free.

It'd be a change of pace from the abloo-bloo about ex-gf theme that has been the undercurrent of this thread for a few dozen pages.

But, breakups are tough and people need places to vent so that's fair.

 

[damnromulans]

I would pick (A) for aug's question and (B) for Vacant Planet's question. The equipment is never as important as who/what is attached to it. Besides huge dicks are no good unless you enjoy a ripping sensation where your perineum actually tears and bleeds, and you feel a rectovaginal fistula is imminent.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Rectovaginal Fistula is my new band name,

 

[Krow]

lol, the men here are secretly so emotive.

All men are.

 

[Zephyrus]

It'd be a change of pace from the abloo-bloo about ex-gf theme that has been the undercurrent of this thread for a few dozen pages.

But, breakups are tough and people need places to vent so that's fair.

Oh horrors, a thread designed for us to work out our problems/issues/questions regarding GENUINE interaction/intercourse between Males and Females. Heaven forbid such a dreadful environment be permitted existence anywhere on the internet!

 

[damnromulans]

Are you saying Der Morgenstern's penis-vagina action was not trve intercourse?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Read my last sentence in that post.

Now read it again.

Read it a third time.

Write me an essay on what you think it means.

1000 words. Due Friday.

 

[Zephyrus]

It was, and I would value it as such if I were in his shoes/boots/condom.

But is this not a thread about relationships?

 

[Zephyrus]

Read my last sentence in that post.

Now read it again.

Read it a third time.

Write me an essay on what you think it means.

1000 words. Due Friday.

You wrote that sentence to cover your ass. Good job.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Are you saying Der Morgenstern's penis-vagina action was not trve intercourse?

Probably not because I didn't come here first to analyze how I should approach the female and seek input from other members. Then spend a week agonizing about what to do. Sometimes a man just has to get his fuck on.

 

[damnromulans]

I intended it to be the "whining and bitching" thread about relationships/hopeless attempts at snaring potential mates, yeah.

Sorry I'm all about the extremely shitty desperate grappling at puns/making jokes today.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

You wrote that sentence to cover your ass. Good job.

Or maybe the first sentence was an actual light-hearted jest that was in line with a previous comment about overly emotional men on this forum.

But, do what you want. Take it to heart if you want and get angry about something incredibly trivial that you choose to interpret in a certain way.

 

[Zephyrus]

Whatever. It seemed inappropriate given not only the context of several members' recent romantic hardships, but also an exhausted trope given aug's shameless exploits.

edit: you really blew it saying you paid for it. Otherwise I would have applauded you. I don't value women that low, sorry.

 

[The Ozzman]

Vagina is not a panacea. In fact, I think it causes more problems than average.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Oh no, your delicate sensibilities.

I actually commiserated with Cyth about his current situation and feelings a few pages back. But, to be honest, I don't know why the fuck I need to justify these things to you to begin with.

 

[Zephyrus]

I don't know either. Fuck it, man. I was offended at that's all there is to it. It amounts to nothing. Go Red Sox.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I didn't pay for it either. I need to set the record straight on that actually, because, ugh. She was just a random hook up.

Unless, I paid for it by paying for the taxi ride home.

 

[Zephyrus]

Hahaha wow. Internet: serious business. You donned the 'aug' mask too well. Random hookups are fine in my book.

 

[The Ozzman]

Just be sure to wrap that shit up when it's random

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Indeed. I just used the regular, run of the mill Trojans last night. Didn't go for the ultra-thin because I didn't want to risk it.