Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Try substituting goals.

 

[Vimana]

I don't go for girls without goals. I wouldn't date someone who's going nowhere in life.

 

[Zephyrus]

That was my mistake. Yay.

 

[Matt]

Tetris, you sound like someone who enjoys manipulating weak people.

 

[Vimana]

It's not so much that as I like helping people. It's also that I think someone with issues tends to be more interesting and easier for me to connect with. I dated a girl who was pretty much issue-free and I had no idea what to do when I freaked out. She told me it was hard for her before we started dating because I was telling her about my issues and it made her kinda nervous.

 

[damnromulans]

So you like girls with issues because they make you feel saner? I can see how that would work.

I am coaching my Korean brother from another mother who is a virgin on how to make whoopee like a champ via Facebook chat. I really, really should start charging.

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[Dak]

x2

 

[The Butt]

Be wary of women who only listen to metal because they are in an "angry place" in their lives. Their love for metal will be inversely proportionate to how well your relationship/the rest of their life is going.

Yarp, that seems like bad news bears tbh. I dunno though... this girl's really level-headed and laid-back, honestly she seems like one of the least baggage-ey girls I've ever met... I'm crushing like a motherfucker. But alas, the only flaw in the plan is that as I said before, she doesn't seem to be interested. Oh well I guess. :/

 

[Blind Guardian]

I don't go for girls without goals. I wouldn't date someone who's going nowhere in life.

Aren't you still a teenager, who presumably dates other teenagers? How many teenagers know where they're going in life? Your posts often make it seem like you have the life experience of a middle aged man.

And listen to your parents, they're probably right about that job stuff.

 

[Vimana]

I am getting a job. I just got annoyed that they changed the deadline and stuff. They changed it back anyway, so it's all good now.

 

[Zephyrus]

I was half-convinced he had actually changed his username to that.

 

[Vimana]

I thought Deron changed it to that as a joke since I requested another name change.

 

[voilenoir]

Why do men say they want something, then do the complete opposite?
Guys are so damn confusing.

 

[Vimana]

Are you thinking of women?

 

[voilenoir]

No I am a woman!

 

[Cronopio]

Then I'm thinking of you!

 

[Onder]

No I am a woman!

Pictures.

 

[Zephyrus]

Why do men say they want something, then do the complete opposite?
Guys are so damn confusing.

Are you thinking of women?

No. She's right.

What women do is say something, and then expect the opposite.

 

[voilenoir]

No. She's right.

What women do is say something, and then expect the opposite.

Ouch! Ok we are all confusing. How can I make things less confusing?
Blehh...