Males and Females

[damnromulans]

My life sucks now. There's something amiss with my body, weird stomach pains and shit. MP made me pee on a stick, no babies which is good. Asshole is bleeding from overuse. I hate everything.

Zeph what is the nitty gritty of Inverted Cross Girl?!

 

[Zephyrus]

Zeph what is the nitty gritty of Inverted Cross Girl?!

Led me on on too many occasions, just to blow me off, borrowed money from me that she is always making excuses of why she can't pay it back. Manipulative trash. This developed over the course of a couple weeks and there's no need for detail. I regret ever knowing her. It's nearly serendipitous that Religious Girl showed up at the precise moment I lost my last bit of faith in this other girl.

 

[Episteme]

German girl is getting too attached which is kinda worrying. She's continuing her travels at the end of August and her visa expires in October to go back. Is it bad that I don't care too much? Don't get me wrong, she's a nice girl... Just not really my type. The sex has been fucking awesome though.

 

[The Emptier]

I love the nicknames for these women

 

[Vimana]

I would read a comic book about Zeph. It would be covered with illustrations of him studying.

 

[arg]

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[Vimana]

Your face must be contaminated. You stick your face in such horrid places. If all girls were classy, you'd be a fucking virgin. You're a giant lust-driven putrid being.

 

[Zephyrus]

He can afford his standards, it seems.

 

[arg]

Your face must be contaminated. You stick your face in such horrid places. If all girls were classy, you'd be a fucking virgin. You're a giant lust-driven putrid being.

wow that's almost poetic!

 

[Episteme]

Luckily for aug, not alot of girls are classy.

There's already a large amount of sluts who walk around on a cold winter's night with skirts up to their vag and their arses hanging out for everyone to see, that have sex with anyone they can get their hands on any night they go out. They just don't get paid for it. Classy no?

 

[Dak]

Asshole is bleeding from overuse.

Manpurse or Krig-style abuse?

 

[arg]

He can afford his standards, it seems.

which are fuckin high beauty-wise

Luckily for aug, not alot of girls are classy.

There's already a large amount of sluts who walk around on a cold winter's night with skirts up to their vag and their arses hanging out for everyone to see, that have sex with anyone they can get their hands on any night they go out. They just don't get paid for it. Classy no?

their holes are probably rancid. those of my bitches are fuckin immaculate, i guarantee.

also, i'm lazy

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Manpurse or Krig-style abuse?

Dakryn: bringing forum inside-jokes to a new level since 2011

 

[damnromulans]

Both, within mere hours of each other

 

[unknown]

hopefully 1 before the 2

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I approve
as far as females go, typical me.
Im so use to being single that I dont think I'd know how to act if I ever found a chick.

 

[Onder]

Friends, I had a dream tonight and that we were like practicing a relationship for some project in school, with my ex-classmate. It all got kinda wrong and I was stripping her panties down multiple times to bury my head in the perfect ass. She used to be such a bitch, but that ass wasjust unghhhh.

On a different note, my girl started complaining that we don‘t have enough sex because I drink too much. Oh well. We were kinda having a vacation around various peoples cottages and it was cool but I returned home devastated as fuck.

 

[Mort Divine]

I totally failed to read the "I had a dream" part at first ._.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Controversial opinion: Getting Drunk > Sex

 

[Onder]

I totally failed to read the "I had a dream" part at first ._.

I should post more real sex stories, but this just made me wake up with such a boner.

So yeah, a real sex story:

We were fucking, and it was a sex. It was sex with a girl and I came. End of sex.