Males and Females
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Onder
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I dont know why I get drunk so much more than I fuck. I am so used to drinking plenty beer every day that Im slightly stripped off my libido. I have to make a compromise though, especially in the next few days as we will be on my cottage w/ friends AND with girl.
We were visiting horse-chick and her man like two days back and the next morning the guy saw me opening a new beer and he was like, dude, how can you open another one after last night? But its just my way to get past the hangover. I dont support it or recommend it, but I do it often and it works.
lol yea he needs a cock in his ass already to put him out of his misery.
Shove it fannypack.
No fucking way man. No way.
MasterOLightning
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Just have to say if getting laid on the regular, some of the appeal starts to go. Not that I'm having bad sex ever, but a really nice buzz can provide several hours of entertainment rather than maybe half an hour.
Boozing tends to be cheaper than dating too.
Boozing tends to be cheaper than dating too.
Onder
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Well, dating is usually boozing for me and vice-versa, but too much alcohol puts my penis to sleep.
Master_Yoda77
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Ugh, it's pretty much the exact opposite for me. I guess it's due because I've never been with a female before. All the ones I meet are taken or not interested.
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How long have you been drinking broheim?
I've been drinking far more heavily than is healthy for near 7 years, with extended periods of daily drunkenness and asides the very rare case of 'whiskey dick' I've still got a higher libido than pretty much anyone I know.
I guess I do get plenty of exercise and my diet is pretty good asides for the alcohol but yeah. Everyone else I know that has experienced or is experiencing alcohol related problems seems to be in your position.
And I totally back having a few mornings beers to defeat the hangovers. Though waking up still intoxicated kinda beats waking up with a hangover. CRAPULA IN PERPETUA.
And yeah, why screw women you find unattractive when it's really pretty easy to get with women that you do find attractive?
voilenoir
Nicole
I love the nicknames for these women
They are good. I'm still too new to know exact who is being talked about but the names are quite entertaining.
This defines class.
Too tough.... both.
There's got to be an untapped source of pussy out there for ya... damn.
Der Morgenstern
Trailer Park Bacchus
I'm going to be the asshole who said he saw the whole Zeph/black metal chick incident ending with her being a sleaze and not paying the money back she borrowed. She really suckered you in on that one, but at least religious girl is back in the picture. Just don't lend her anything to play it safe.
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voilenoir
Nicole
Cronopio
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The Ozzman
Melted by feels
I figure if the ugly chick has a nice body/ass, then just hit it from behind. I'm not a very picky guy though.
Dak
mentat
Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
So.
Inverted Cross Girl and her whore friend (who the day before offered me sex and I refused - thank God for Religious Girl) pushed their luck too far yesterday. They texted me, then called me, trying to impersonate one of their mothers, trying to convince me that she was about to get evicted lest I send them $100. Luckily, I had the number of her REAL mother, whom I called to find out that both these women are drug addicts, and one of them on probation. I called the police and one of them turns out is on probation and may be going back to jail, while the other one I don't really have a case against, but they have her name so if anything funny happens, that's the end of her. I've accepted that I won't be getting any of my money back, but that's the price of both my naiveté and peace of mind that I will never have to deal with these people again.
I slept very soundly last night.
Inverted Cross Girl and her whore friend (who the day before offered me sex and I refused - thank God for Religious Girl) pushed their luck too far yesterday. They texted me, then called me, trying to impersonate one of their mothers, trying to convince me that she was about to get evicted lest I send them $100. Luckily, I had the number of her REAL mother, whom I called to find out that both these women are drug addicts, and one of them on probation. I called the police and one of them turns out is on probation and may be going back to jail, while the other one I don't really have a case against, but they have her name so if anything funny happens, that's the end of her. I've accepted that I won't be getting any of my money back, but that's the price of both my naiveté and peace of mind that I will never have to deal with these people again.
I slept very soundly last night.
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