Males and Females

[Astrum]

i had to deal with a bitch like that a little while ago. i was quite the junkie during this time as well, but i was never close to as scummy as this girl. she went through all of my friends one by one flirting and implying sexual things all damn day, but all that happened was she would somehow weasel money out of you to get pills. i caught on to this after about one day. however she had my good friend going for about three weeks before he gave her the boot. he refused to believe it no matter how much we warned him (but he sure as hell believed it $300 and two bounced checks later).

next time you see her kick her in the twat and tell her to suck your dick if she wants a hundred bucks.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Sounds like you met some bad sluts.

 

[damnromulans]

Do not put your dick in such a dubious and probably infected orifice!

 

[Cronopio]

We were fucking, and it was a sex. It was sex with a girl and I came. End of sex.

The story brought good. I had an boner. It was hard. End of feedback.

 

[The Butt]

Good think you didn't do the deed with 'em, Jeremy, by the sounds of it they could have a wide range of diseases... and apparently, chromosome damage also.

 

[The Emptier]

So they weren't noticeably crazy whore addicts?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

If some chick messages you on Facebook - and within a day - asks you for money, warning bells should be going off.

 

[Einherjar86]

But, but... what if she's hot?

 

[Zephyrus]

Life lessons have been learned. She was very clever. Now I'm going to forget this ever happened.

 

[Cronopio]

... but you'll have her juice stained panties to savor forever.

 

[tagradh]

So.

Inverted Cross Girl and her whore friend (who the day before offered me sex and I refused - thank God for Religious Girl) pushed their luck too far yesterday. They texted me, then called me, trying to impersonate one of their mothers, trying to convince me that she was about to get evicted lest I send them $100. Luckily, I had the number of her REAL mother, whom I called to find out that both these women are drug addicts, and one of them on probation. I called the police and one of them turns out is on probation and may be going back to jail, while the other one I don't really have a case against, but they have her name so if anything funny happens, that's the end of her. I've accepted that I won't be getting any of my money back, but that's the price of both my naiveté and peace of mind that I will never have to deal with these people again.

I slept very soundly last night.

I really don't get how you fell for all this shit. You don't seem dumb enough.

 

[Zephyrus]

Book smarts I have. Street smarts I lack.

 

[damnromulans]

Man I should become an "I like you" scammer.

I talked to MP's brother for the first time yesterday on the phone. I can't believe I've been dating MP for 5 years and still not met his brother, but I will this weekend. I'm nervous!

 

[Krow]

I really don't get how you fell for all this shit. You don't seem dumb enough.

Vagina turns a normal man into a slobbering tard.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Man I should become an "I like you" scammer.

I talked to MP's brother for the first time yesterday on the phone. I can't believe I've been dating MP for 5 years and still not met his brother, but I will this weekend. I'm nervous!

I have yellow fever. Send me yen please.

 

[The Butt]

Went to a baby shower earlier today, met an absolute stunner of a girl, who I chatted a decent amount with. She's originally from Newfoundland I guess. She was really cool. Looked at her FB profile later when I got home, only to find "In a relationship with ____." I can't catch a fucking break, can I?

 

[Zephyrus]

Went to a baby shower earlier today, met an absolute stunner of a girl, who I chatted a decent amount with. She's originally from Newfoundland I guess. She was really cool. Looked at her FB profile later when I got home, only to find "In a relationship with ____." I can't catch a fucking break, can I?

Careful, RJ, you're turning into what I was the past few months since my big breakup--valuing women only for their potential as romantic partners and seeing those unattainable as wastes of time and effort. Gaining mere friends of the opposite sex is a valuable investment that is hard for many in our position to appreciate.

 

[arg]

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[damnromulans]

Just how picky do you think everyone is? It's not that hard to find someone who you are attracted to AND not embarrassed to be seen in public with, really. I guess if you expect every male/female to look like an underwear model and have perfect everything then yeah expect a lifetime of disappointment.

 

[King Richard]

I have balls. I'll approach anyone, true story. That's all it takes mi amigos, testicular fortitude. That and not sounding like a twat like Mike.

How do any of you even know who is unattainable? That's impossible to know unless you approach them. Sure, you'd be stupid to think that every hot bitch you stumble across is going to fall for you or something like that. So going into it with a realistic mindset does make sense. But it's not a waste of time imo. A waste of time would be sitting there thinking about it and feeling sorry for yourself because you don't think you stand a chance.