Males and Females

[Draehl]

Fuck that. I'm awesome. I like all the same stuff as me. I laugh at all my jokes. I love going on long walks with myself. Who wouldn't love me?

Anyway, I attribute my singleness to a combination of pickyness on my part, a complete absence of smoothness, and slightly less than mainstream interests.

 

[Draehl]

That doesn't really bother me. To add my peeve- women with tattoos/abnormal piercings/funky colored hair. You're allowed to like metal and not look like a freak. The same could be said for guys though, so I suppose it's more of a general peeve =P

 

[The Ozzman]

I think girls are hotter if they have tattoos. For the record, I have no tattoos or piercings.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

disagree with the above.

 

[Mort Divine]

It really depends for me, some can pull it off well, but others just come out looking like a clown.

 

[Tonka Time]

Everyone and thier mother has a tattoo these days. I was on the fence about getting one for a while but too many fags where I live get them. I was going for the Antaeus look, but my parents intervened

I don't mind women with tattoos, but I've yet to see any where I live where it enhances anything.

Tattoos on tits are a turnoff for me. It just looks tacky as fuck.

 

[Pessimism]

Is it just me or do most women have strangely intense moral convictions about aspects of an 'orderly' lifestyle such as cleaning up around the house, dressing nicely, good hygiene, etc?

Seems like every girl i know is picky about that stuff, except for one who's really overweight and smokes weed.

 

[arg]

well-designed tattoos definitely make a woman hotter. one had a very intricate vines/snakes/roses tattoo running down the side of her body and part of her back, and it was nice to look at while boning her from behind. it's also a cool small talk topic.

 

[King Richard]

No tramp stamps please.

 

[Onder]

I AM HORNY.

 

[The Butt]

My urges to get my rocks off are currently overbearing... I'm gonna fuckin' explode.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Saw some brunette norwegian stripper woman. Holy fuck. My dick. Beautiful big tits. Fuck. My dick.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

My urges to get my rocks off are currently overbearing... I'm gonna fuckin' explode.

It's ok to masturbate

 

[Cronopio]

Dear Vagina,

Please stop eluding me.

kthxbai

XOXOXOXO
Cronopio

 

[The Butt]

It's ok to masturbate

Its not the same. :[

 

[CF87]

I'm never horny. Being 24 it freaks me out because around 16 through 20 was horny all the fucking time. Now woman actually like me and feel like fucking shit. Fucking annoys the shit out of me. I start to hate myself. Because I don't feel the way I use to am somewhat turned off by any form of intamacy, but then I think maybe I feel like shit because am deprived of it and it will make everything better if I care. I don't know.

 

[Tonka Time]

Jacking off after getting high out of my mind on incense is pure win.:Spin:

 

[The Ozzman]

Dear Vagina,

Please stop eluding me.

kthxbai

XOXOXOXO
Cronopio

I say this every day

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hey, DD is still alive!

 

[CF87]

I'll be alive until am 90 years old just because.