here's a good one
this is from sweden's largest free newspaper (you probably have them stateside as well, ad-supported free newspapers that are circulated widely in larger cities)
i won't translate all of it but here are some choice quotes to put on the album cover sticker:
"metallica has finally disappeared up its own asshole for good"
"the band walks the earth like a giant butt, farting humanity in the face"
"an unreasonable mockery of rock music"
"nauseating sounds created by superstars whose innards are comprised of chernobyl" (yeah it sounds pretty weird in swedish too)
"every grade except the lowest would be a lie"
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