PatBateman
Shivering Corpse
Peter has married too.
congratulation
...Melinda is the reason why I´ve come
Now I understand this!
congratulation
...Melinda is the reason why I´ve come
Now I understand this!
PatBateman said:...Melinda is the reason why I´ve come
Now I understand this!
Risquit said:Wait till the first time he changes her diaper. You thought he screamed loud on Demon of the Fall.
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is SHE reading this? im not trying to sound like an asshole, i really want to know.RavenousDaemon said:Does it matter? Anna is and she's definately a part of the marriage...
LOL!!Wait till the first time he changes her diaper. You thought he screamed loud on Demon of the Fall.
Anti-Everything said:Melinda.... :| Lets flash forward 5 years
Melinda: Daddy, why am I Melinda?
Mike: Darling, you see, your name comes from a lady in daddy's band's 4th album. I was sitting in the forest writing the masterpiece about a terrible terrible man that falls in love with a wretched whore named Melinda, thats you!
Melinda: why?
Mike: Well, I'm obviously the most creative man in metal, so I just wanted to be a little different this time and be uncreative.... promise daddy you wont be a wretched whore?
Melinda: Whats a whore?
Mike: Your mother.
Anti-Everything said:Melinda.... :| Lets flash forward 5 years
Melinda: Daddy, why am I Melinda?
Mike: Darling, you see, your name comes from a lady in daddy's band's 4th album. I was sitting in the forest writing the masterpiece about a terrible terrible man that falls in love with a wretched whore named Melinda, thats you!
Melinda: why?
Mike: Well, I'm obviously the most creative man in metal, so I just wanted to be a little different this time and be uncreative.... promise daddy you wont be a wretched whore?
Melinda: Whats a whore?
Mike: Your mother.