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South Park for t3h w1n. One of my favourite episodes is the Lord Of The Rings one..The bloke from BRI's avatar! I fucking die from laughter each time i see the part where he goes "YOU SHALL NOT paaaassss...." <3
Mikael the Scientologist
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There's a "Church of Scientology" round the corner that i have to walk past almost everyday, and they try to lure me in for a free stress-test every day! (surprisingly...EVERYONE who goes in is too stressed - the only cure? BUY OUR BOOK AND PAY TO BECOME A MEMBER! 
)
Our student magazine did an article on it recently, was pretty funny. The bloke who started it actually said something along the lines of "if you want to make some money, just start a religion!" about 10 years before he started it ^_^ (clever guy!)
)Our student magazine did an article on it recently, was pretty funny. The bloke who started it actually said something along the lines of "if you want to make some money, just start a religion!" about 10 years before he started it ^_^ (clever guy!)
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Does anyone remeber the SP episode about the (><God Damn) Hippies where they spoof "The Core" and Cartman says "Hippies Hate Death Metal" and crancks up SLAYER's Raining Blood
That was incredibly educational...
That was incredibly educational...
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scientolgy takes things already known from differnt sources from the far east and some other shit you can understand when you ponder during meditating for as little as 2 hours a week.
about the scopometer or whatever that contraption is called. I think it just measures blood preasure to determine your mood. no big thingy.
this "religion" is a fucking placebo for the weak minded.But being a placebo it works on some people while the sceptical will never get results.
what is cool about scientology is that it's a great way to become filthy stinking rich from selling hubbard's books and charging an enterence fee.
like said in southpark, It's the biggest scam on the planet.
(besides jesus of course )
about the scopometer or whatever that contraption is called. I think it just measures blood preasure to determine your mood. no big thingy.
this "religion" is a fucking placebo for the weak minded.But being a placebo it works on some people while the sceptical will never get results.
what is cool about scientology is that it's a great way to become filthy stinking rich from selling hubbard's books and charging an enterence fee.
like said in southpark, It's the biggest scam on the planet.
(besides jesus of course
)
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yeah I saw that episode it was funny as hell, "HAIL SATAN" says squirlly the squirleAyr said:
yea that episdoe was awesome too! the cool thing about that episode is that I was in Boulder Colorado visiting my cousin when that episode aired. The episode itselft rips on Boulder students, so yeah it was a great episodeparadoxile said:
but yeah, if in fact Mike is a scientolgist then he's went down a notch in my book........
"Fuck L. Ron Hubbar and fuck all of his clones"
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Cynical.
That series was fantastic.. the best part was.. I dunno even remember it too well.. but when he drank that shit over in Yankland and was chuckin for yonks.. mate.. it was a corker
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Goober said:
It didn't cost any money, It's just cost lots of lives, during the crusades.
Kill in the name of Jesus.
At least no one was killed in the name of scientology but I'm pretty sure somewhere sometime destiny will find the nutt that would change it.
Disgustipated
Cynical.
amaranth said:
yes,.. peyote! that's it.. haha.. he chucked.. quite a bit..
(that was me pretending to care
)I took a free stress test outside the angel tube station and in the end they started saying things like:<<People in that age are usualy stressed...and if you buy this book it has lots of answers...>>.I then understood what it was about and left.Pretty lame way to reqruite members though
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this thread is funny, southpark is funny
that scientolgy episode was hilarious (especialy the "this is what scientologists actualy believe" part)
Mikael isn't one, nor is he a christian or a Satanist (according to interviews i've read)
that scientolgy episode was hilarious (especialy the "this is what scientologists actualy believe" part)
Mikael isn't one, nor is he a christian or a Satanist (according to interviews i've read)
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