Movie tread

Like with Anthony Kiedi's father or something?

possibly

my uncle was a dealer so big that he never ever actually interacted with anyone that was actually using anything

my uncle's customers were totally sober dealers that sold to other dealers

he grew up in California and he was a dealer so big that the very first time he ever left the state of California he was hiding from the DEA
 
AKIRA: STARRING RYAN REYNOLDS AND ANNE HATHEWAY
CHRIS ROCK
LUDAKRIS
AND ADAM SANDLER

No. Just no. You don't make those kind of jokes. No.

possibly

my uncle was a dealer so big that he never ever actually interacted with anyone that was actually using anything

my uncle's customers were totally sober dealers that sold to other dealers

he grew up in California and he was a dealer so big that the very first time he ever left the state of California he was hiding from the DEA

Wow that's mental!!!