Movies

[IOfTheStorm]

Or you didnt understand anything

 

[Ellestin]

"Ninth Gate" is one of the most laughable pieces of crap I've seen in the last 10 years. And yeah, the sex scene is...

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, it's gross too. johnny depp naked is blech.

 

[NAD]

dude he totally nails the devil!

 

[dill_the_devil]

the sex scene at the end is one of the most random moments ever put on celluloid. or dvd. or whatever.

You obviously haven't seen Tara Reid and Christian Slater dry-humping in Alone In The Dark, then.

Oh, and by the way, don't bother. She keeps her bra on. Therefore managing to also make it the most pointless moment ever.

 

[Ellestin]

You obviously haven't seen Tara Reid and Christian Slater dry-humping in Alone In The Dark, then.

Dude that must totally be the most miserable moment of their careers

 

[dorian gray]

steve martin sucks

 

[J.]

i thought ninth gate was cool. i want to read the book The Club Dumas on which it is based

 

[lurch70]

LORD OF WAR ... good stuff ... a less serious Cage, which is always welcome.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Dude that must totally be the most miserable moment of their careers

I actually bought this piece of crap on DVD, 'cos I'd heard all of the 'OMFG worst movie EVAR' stuff, then saw it on sale for £6. Figured it'd be good to laugh at, at least. Boy, was I right. Don't take it seriously in the slightest, get ripped on strong beer with mates and watch this shitheap, you'll be laughing all the way through.

There's a chase seen where Christian Slater is legging it from a big bald guy (who has just supposedly been pummelling Slater's head into the ground, although there was a good six inches between Slater and the concrete the whole time). Slater runs through a door into a building. Rather than following him through the door (which is still open), the big bald guy charges face-first through a plate glass window to rugby tackle him, which precedes the fakest-looking movie fight in history, until about forty-five seconds later in the same scene, where punches blatantly aren't connecting. At all.

And that's just one scene.

 

[lurch70]

sold!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

just got back from Underworld Evolution. fuck it was good!

 

[Demilich]

Last night I watched a documentary about the origins and development of animation masterminds Studio Ghibli. GOD FUCKING DAMN that was inspiring, awesome, epic, and wonderful... just like their movies! Then I watched half of Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind. Rulage, as expected, but I was too tired to stay awake!

 

[lurch70]

KILLING ME SOFTLY ... Heather Graham bares her boobies so many times in this flick, I feel like I dated her ...

worst acting imaginable by everyone ... and Graham, well there is a reason she is not in many movies anymore ... she really is a dodo ... SWINGERS was her peak.

but that body ...

 

[lurch70]

like I said ...
from just this morning ...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/23/tv.bye.bye.emily.ap/index.html

 

[NAD]

Rosemary's Baby

HAIL SATAN! HAIL ADRIAN!

 

[spaffe]

Watched African Queen some days ago. A classic, and rightly considered so, the characters and acting of Hepburn and Bogart is simply stunning.

 

[lurch70]

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME ... a nice little slice of Americana ... Mark Ruffalo is such a great actor ...

 

[lurch70]

WEDDING CRASHERS ... funniest flick I have seen in eons ... Vince Vaughn when let loose is a total pisser ... not even Will Ferrell could steal the show from him.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

WEDDING CRASHERS ... funniest flick I have seen in eons ... Vince Vaughn when let loose is a total pisser ... not even Will Ferrell could steal the show from him.

I noticed that the french title for that movie was "garcons sans l'honneur"