Movies

lurch70 said:
everyone must rent The Death of Mr. Lazarescu this week ... killer Romanian flick, Cannes winner ... balls out black comedy about the medical system in Eastern Europe.

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I heared about that film several months ago, sign me up! :kickass:
 
watched Knock Off last night - semi-legendary Hong Kong director/producer Tsui Hark making a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie that sees him playing an expert fashion counterfeiter caught up in a plot involving the Russian Mafia, the CIA, and thousands of tiny Soviet micro-bombs sewed into counterfeit jeans and shipped to America. It's as completely hatstand as it sounds. There's a scene where Van Damme is pulling Rob Schneider around in a rickshaw, while Rob whips Van Damme's ass with an eel. And that's a sentence I never thought I'd type.
 
saw broken flowers the other night, pretty funny...not great but understated and fairly engaging

dill_the_devil said:
There's a scene where Van Damme is pulling Rob Schneider around in a rickshaw, while Rob whips Van Damme's ass with an eel. And that's a sentence I never thought I'd type.
haha stop, i laughed and snorted the vomit out my nose
 
dill_the_devil said:
watched Knock Off last night - semi-legendary Hong Kong director/producer Tsui Hark making a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie that sees him playing an expert fashion counterfeiter caught up in a plot involving the Russian Mafia, the CIA, and thousands of tiny Soviet micro-bombs sewed into counterfeit jeans and shipped to America. It's as completely hatstand as it sounds. There's a scene where Van Damme is pulling Rob Schneider around in a rickshaw, while Rob whips Van Damme's ass with an eel. And that's a sentence I never thought I'd type.

Man that movie was terrible, even for a Van Damme movie it was bad. I love the part where he's supposed to be sliding around and you can see the rope pulling him.
 
watched "illuminados por el fuego" tonight, about the falklands war from the perspective of an argentine vet whose war buddy is in a coma after attempting suicide 20 yrs later...pretty intense shit, a good flick. apparently more argentine vets have committed suicide since the war than actually died in the war :u-huh:
 
jimbobhickville said:
Man that movie was terrible, even for a Van Damme movie it was bad. I love the part where he's supposed to be sliding around and you can see the rope pulling him.

In all honesty, if you forgive the absolutely atrocious plot and just pretend it's a mad-as-a-sackful-of-badgers Hong Kong action movie (which, in effect, is what it is - check out the production credits, Tsui Hark brought pretty much all his usual team with him), it's not bad at all - the editing is pacy without being confusing, the stunts are impressive, the fights are well-choreographed and the gun battles are quite exhilerating.
 
I saw The Protector. Good action scenes and all but this guy just isn't as likable as Jackie Chan so the non-action oriented parts were much harder to get through. And wow, were they going for a record with most bones ever broken in a movie or what? That scene were he just keeps breaking arms and legs just keeps going and going like a Family Guy skit or something. It just wouldn't end.
 
Just watched Stay Alive ( comes out next week) anyway its actually got some interesting Elizabeth Bathory stuff in it. Besides the fact that they set it in Louisiana theres some good story telling. Some typical horror movie stuff but some interesting plot none the less.
 
Switchblade Romance? Wtf is that?
A few months ago I talked about a French film that was a total rip-off on Intensity until the end when it got almost too bad to watch. How many movies have ripped-off this book?!