Movies

BTW, I watched a movie last night called Next with Nic Cage and Jessica Biel. I didnt even remember it coming out this year until about 3/4 of the way through and I saw something I vaguely remember from a trailer. Anyone seen this? It's not bad really. Not good either, by any stretch. But why did it go almost directly to DVD?
 
EASTERN PROMISES ... great, subtle story about the Russian mob in London ... has one of the most brutal fight scenes I have seen on film all done compeletely nude by Vigo Mortensen.
 
Gracie. When this arrived, I couldnt remember why I ordered it but then I remembered it's about a 16 year old Elizabeth Shue. Good movie. Maybe not for you hardcore tough guys or you art fags but if you like Elizabeth Shue (playing her own mom), cute teenagers, and soccer, then watch this.
 
Anyone seen Rescue Dawn yet?

Not yet, but I want to. Steve Zahn is supposed to be great in it too. They both lost like 80lb for the roles.

EASTERN PROMISES ... great, subtle story about the Russian mob in London ... has one of the most brutal fight scenes I have seen on film all done compeletely nude by Vigo Mortensen.

Definitely want to see this, Cronenberg's follow up to History of Violence. Never realized it was set in London. Reminds me, I'm going to be watching Long Good Friday this weekend.
 
I wasted an hour and 20 minutes today watching Night of the Living Dead 3D (2D Version) from 2006 featuring Sid Haig. It had some funny moments but otherwise...well, I have nothing else to say, except, "what makes me rent crap like this?"
Anyway, I have a new love in Brianna Brown. I leave it to you to look her up. Apparently, she'd been in 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up but I sure as hell don't remember her.
 
Courtesy of Commissioner Gordon's Office

Our pals over at Warner Bros. called us up this morning with the best Christmas gift ever…an exclusive IMAX screening of the first six minutes of The Dark Knight. Director Christopher Nolan was on hand to present the clip to roughly one hundred New Yorkers on this frigid Monday evening.

Before the clip ran, Nolan stood before us, dramatically lit from behind by the glowing 80-foot IMAX screen. He shot several scenes using the IMAX camera; a first for a feature length film. These six minutes introduce Heath Ledger’s interpretation of The Joker to the world and Nolan’s intention was for this introduction to stand alone as a “short film.” Easily the best short film I’ve seen since Hardware Wars.

Click below and I’ll spoil the whole thing for you. If you would rather not know, know that it is badass. Forget Nicholson, “The Laughing Fish,” Caesar Romero, Mark Hamill and The Killing Joke. Heath Ledger’s Joker is THE definitive Joker.

A bank heist is really the only way to introduce the Clown Prince of Crime.
It starts off with a breathtaking shot of Gotham City in broad daylight. The camera swoops into this big glass skyscraper the way only an IMAX movie can. It was stunning. Then BOOM! One of the windows in this big glass skyscraper is blown out. It then cut to two thugs in ugly clown masks (the ones we saw in the first publicity stills that were released months ago) shooting a zip line down to an adjacent rooftop.

Cut to the street as we see another thug waiting on a street corner with his clown mask in his hand. We’re looking at him from behind and can’t see his face. A van pulls up and the thug puts on his mask and jumps in to join the rest of the clowns. The clown who’s driving is bitching about how this Joker guy who planned the heist didn’t even bother to show up and questions why they should cut him in on any of the loot. There’s an awesome line from one of the clowns about The Joker and how he wears make-up as “war paint” to scare the crap out of people. Very cool stuff.

The two clowns in the skyscraper dramatically swing down to the rooftop while the clowns in the van enter the bank guns a blazing.

One of the rooftop clowns disables the silent alarm and comments that the alarm isn’t going to the cops. Once the alarm is halted, his partner shoots him dead.


Cut to William Fichtner.

I was so amped to see Fichtner’s creepy mug. He’s the new Brion James. He’s in everything the way Brion was back in the 80s and he’s as badass as ever. Brilliant casting, Mr. Nolan. Fichtner is the bank manager and he looks pissed.

Then cut to two clowns cracking the safe. Once the one clown gets the safe door open, his partner shoots him dead. We start to see a pattern here. The remaining clown starts to fill the gym bags with cash.

As the clowns in the bank lobby control the crowd, Fichtner goes to work. The bank manager pulls out a shotgun and starts hunting clowns. It was unexpected and super-freakin-awesome. Crazy-ass Fichtner is enraged and ranting on about how these clowns have no idea who they are messing with. You learn that much like the rest of Gotham City this bank is corrupt and run by the mob. Nice twist. Of course the silent alarm doesn’t go to the cops.

Too bad Fichtner runs out of shells and the remaining clowns shoot his angry ass. He’s down, but not dead.

Then the clowns start to argue with each other. One clown asks the other, “So, I guess the Joker told you to shoot me once we had the money?”
The other clown tells him, “No, I’m supposed to shoot the bus driver.”
“Bus driver?” WHAM! A school bus crashes through the front of the bank, running over the first clown.

The back of the bus opens and the bus driver clown jumps out and helps load up the loot. Then bus driver clown gets capped. One clown left.
Fichtner bank manager then mutters something about there once being honor in the underworld of Gotham and this gets the clown’s attention. The clown shoves a grenade in Fichtner’s mouth with a string attached to the pin. The clown takes off his mask and we get an 80-foot IMAX Heath Ledger Joker face telling us “whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stranger.” It’s chill inducing. People are going to lose their minds.

The Joker jumps into the school bus, closes the back door on the string, and drives off. The pin on the grenade is pulled as the bus pulls away. Instead of an explosion, pink gas is released. The school bus pulls into the street and joins a convoy of school buses loaded with children. The Joker escapes into Gotham City.

We were then treated to a montage of Batman shots before the lights went up.

I yelled out, “Play it again!” but Mr. Nolan explained that it takes about thirty minutes to set the whole thing up again and we all shuffled out into the lobby for some cocktails.
 
Has anyone else seen "No Country For Old Men" yet? This is seriously my film of the year. There is such a stark texture to the whole movie... and some brilliant editing. This has been such a crap year for movies, this sort of redeemed my pain at having sat through Transformers and Ghost Rider.
 
I rather liked that film, managed to be completely not what I expected (even if it it had the dumbest advertising campaign ever) and was very engaging and ominious.
 
I saw it in the theater. I guess I'll drag my ass off this chair and onto another chair so I cant watch it again.