Movies

[Reign in Acai]

The Hangover
This is perhaps the most overhyped movie I've ever seen. The one laugh is when dude says, "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust"
That's it. I cracked nary a smile for the rest of this festering pile of shit.

This movie is total wank. Somehow, I got roped in to watching it twice. The entire cast is unlikeable, especially that gook Ken Jeong who plays the same role in every film he lands. This and Superbad are the most overhyped comedies of the latter day. I contribute it to all the greats perishing from diabetic comas and 300 ccs of heroine charged pyonggangs. When Will Ferrell and Zach Gafriedzakas are the standard bearers of the genre, you know we're in drab shape.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Finally watched Time Bandits for the first time a few days ago - really dug it, some great production design and a really anarchic, imaginative feel. The ending was a bit WTF, however.

The Hangover
This is perhaps the most overhyped movie I've ever seen. The one laugh is when dude says, "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust"
That's it. I cracked nary a smile for the rest of this festering pile of shit.

Yeah...the only thing that made me chuckle was "Don't let the beard fool you! He's a child!" (and it wasn't funny because it was that guy, just the line in itself)

 

[lurch70]

especially that gook Ken Jeong who plays the same role in every film he lands.

that fucker I want to punch as bad as Ellen Page (although she somewhat redeemed herself with Inception)

and he always plays the asshole character too ... anyone see Role Models?

 

[Reign in Acai]

and he always plays the asshole character too ... anyone see Role Models?

Now that was a funny movie, though no thanks to him.

 

[lurch70]

he was also briefly in THE GOODS, which was funny as well

BTW, he is a practicing licensed Internist ...
http://ca-mission-hills.doctors.at/dr/kendrick-jeong-drkendrickkangjohjeongmd

 

[Krilons Resa]

Seconded.
I'm also sick of the dude with the perpetual 24-hour facial growth. Fucking shave already, you asshole! We all know you have to maintain that look; you're not fooling anyone!

 

[lurch70]

he still didn't shave

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/limitless/

 

[lurch70]

for those of you that have seen Dear Zachary

http://www.thetelegram.com/News/Local/2010-12-16/article-2047397/Bagby-bill-becomes-law/1

 

[Ars Magna]

for those of you that have seen Dear Zachary

http://www.thetelegram.com/News/Local/2010-12-16/article-2047397/Bagby-bill-becomes-law/1

 

[lurch70]

started watching BLACK SWAN yesterday and holy shit, the first 20 minutes so far were super captivating.
looking forward to more ballet.

 

[dorian gray]

The Road

hmm....slightly depressing

 

[dorian gray]

he still didn't shave

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/limitless/

hahahahahaha
I like how the studios are trying to pawn him off as a legit actor now. Billed ahead of DeNiro hahahahaha

 

[lurch70]

holy crap was BLACK SWAN awesome ... never thought I'd say this but Portman deserves a big Oscar win.

just a fantastic psychological flick that could be dissected forever.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Just finished The Town. It was alright.

The best parts were all the local shit and places they name you pick up on being from round here.

edit: Uncle Lurch, I totally dig Ellen Page.

 

[dorian gray]

Man, it's been super slow at work today. So far I've watched Last House on the Left (1972), 9 Songs, and Falling Down.

haha Last House sucks. I cant believe I gave it to my Dad a few years back as a bday present or something without previewing it first. "Happy birthday, Dad! Here's some torture-rape-murder scenes for you!" sheesh
9 Songs was pure shit. It was basically a really really lame porn. I had to fast forward everything but bits and pieces of the sex scenes.

 

[lurch70]

edit: Uncle Lurch, I totally dig Ellen Page.

you've gone soft.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I just think she's incredibly cute. Also, puberty must be taking charge cuz I saw some clip of her a couple days ago and she is turning into quite the lady.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I've finally caught Daniel Day Lewis in a dud, by no fault of his own. The Crucible which opens to a gaggle (no pun intended) of adolescent trollops frolicking amongst a fire conjuring spirits to grant their wishes much in the vein of Arabs who worship a prophet who reeks of baklava. "Ohhhhh grand one, make Joseph Troglodyte fall in with me forevermore!" A decapitated chicken who soaks a young Winona Ryder crimson, with a nude harlot rain dancing is the shining scene of the movie. The choreography is shat, the teeny bopping acting is stultifying, and drab scenery only leads the viewer in to a somnolent state in which only placydils could accomplish in the allotted span.

 

[dorian gray]

Brothers
ha. The part at the dinner table where the daughter makes a really annoying sound with the balloon is pretty funny.
Otherwise....*rolls eyes*...movies are so...ridiculous. The kitchen that broke-ass ex-con Tommy makes for Grace would cost about $10,000. Who paid for it? And...haha...the chicks....I've never seen two women as beautiful as Grace and Tina in...well...EVER but here they both are in the same scene with two borderline-retarded dudes.

 

[lurch70]

i want to see Brothers ...

did you guys see BLACK SWAN yet? ... come on, it's about ballet.