Anchorman
This is was pretty stupid...and not in a good way. The jokes were lame and outdated.
Troy
It was good. It's not the POS some think, and it's not the masterpiece others think. It was a slighty above average movie that could've been so much more. Seriously, this thing could've been similar in scope and as epic as Braveheart, if only the director would not have been scared to challenge his audience. In a nutshell, this thing was Semi-Epic Eye Candy.
I honestly think it's biggest problem was not pointing out a clear protagonist and antagonist. Seriously, who am I rooting for?
Am I rooting for Achilles? A man who simply wants to be remembered throughout the generations as a fierce warrior, but has no allegiances other than to himself.
Paris and Helen? Their love was a crock, and I didn't buy it. Helen was barely in the movie, and Paris was such a pussy I wanted him to die.
Hector? This was clearly the easiest person to root for, but when he fights Achilles, I didn't know who I wanted to win.
Greeks or Trojans? Both kings were fools full of pride, even if Agamemnon was the worst of the evils. He was clearly meant to be the movie's antagonist, but then we have the whole Hector vs Achilles vs Agamemnon vs Priam thing. And to top it off, we're suppose to hate Agamemnon and the Greeks (of which Achilles is one), and they throw Odysseus (hero of The Odyssey) in there, which makes it harder for me to hate the Greeks.
That whole thing kinda confused me and, in the end, I didn't give a damn who lived or died, though the one person that should've died the most, ended up living which pissed me off.
As far as the other stuff, the visuals were OK, but you can't do much with a beach, which is where 90% of the movie takes place.