Movies

[Blurry_Dreams]

no way any film directer ever can make any movie based on a stephen king book anywhere near as awesome as reading the actual stephen king text

 

[J.]

Everyones talking about IT, Avengers and Joker, and Im sitting over here waiting on the new Dune movie.

That being said, Joker looks like a treat, to be sure

 

[dorian gray]

Saw *Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood*.
Many laughs were had.

 

[J.]

i watched Cloud Atlas. It was cool in an original story telling kind of way and was neat to look at, but it honestly had no plot other than reincarnation type shitz

if this movie came out today, the SJWs would be having a field day. they had a white actor play an asian. an asian actress play a white female. "N" words here and there and lots of slavery stuff.

if you're bored, I can recommend it, or if you really really like tom hanks or halle berry.

 

[SonOfNun]

I watched that in theaters when it came out with my then girlfriend (now wife). Have no idea what it was about. Love cultural appropriation and slavery stuff though.

 

[J.]

I love creative indie films. Im watching everything by the directors Benson and Moorhead. Very Lovecraftian.

Spring....this was just fucking weird. Like a romantic horror movie.

Resolution....another wtf movie.

The Endless....this one was crazy. Straight up Lovecraft. Ancient beasts. Crazy ass stuff going on.


Im a great reviewer

 

[Krilons Resa]

Watched Hillbilly Elegy. It was 'aight. Fantastic acting throughout though.

 

[Ellestin]

The Endless....this one was crazy. Straight up Lovecraft. Ancient beasts. Crazy ass stuff going on.

Gotta watch this, a friend lent me the DVD. Keep pushing it though, I'm afraid there'll be jump scares.

 

[J.]

Gotta watch this, a friend lent me the DVD. Keep pushing it though, I'm afraid there'll be jump scares.

Resolution is a kind of prequel. But I watched The Endless first too. Not many jump scares. Just creepy as hell. Very call of chtululu

 

[NAD]

I've watched The Descent a few times, probably around 782 at last count, but just finally watched the director and cast commentary track.

The whole thing is one giant sex joke. "Well when you think about it, it's a bunch of white things chasing women down a bleeding tunnel."

 

[Reign in Acai]

Tried watching the latest Judge Dredd against my better judgment. Saw this flick continously lauded to the high heavens. Made it all of ten minutes through before pulling the plug. Legit utter tripe. Art style was a visual abortion, dialogue stilted, premise too close to 2020. Just pure shit.

Threw on The Dirty Dozen and saved the evening. Though the second half starts heading towards the preposterous. Actors were still class enough to keep my attention.

 

[J.]

New Justice League was cool. Took about 3 sessions to finish it, but vastly superior to the one 5 years ago. Granted, its for the fanboys, but it would be cool if they took it further into sequels

 

[Reign in Acai]

This Kong vs Godzilla movie looks fucking atrocious. Wouldnt be arsed to make a post about it if people didnt keep on hitting me with, "Have ye watched Kong v Zilla, Its on HBO Max."

CGI looks like shit, it it looked half way decent, hmm maybe. Probably not, but maybe. Society is so easily amused. :!

I can only imagine was the story is like. Predictably, they probably team up against another uber monster at the end.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Muscle was pretty fantastic. Craig Fairbrass is a beast of a being. Perfect casting on the older alpha in which you cant say no to. A couple WTF scenes, a few artsy interludes (while not coming off faggy), and a whole lot of MAN. 9/10 in the psychological thriller department.

First NEW movie ive seen in close to 4yrs.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Nobody started out fanfuckingtastic, despite being a blatant John Wick rip-off. Shit ofcourse devolved to preposterous levels of gun porn. 30 russians running blindly into booby traps and rushing down as if their handguns had a range of 3 feet. None of em could hit the backside of a barn.

Dont waste your time.

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Reign in Acai]

Thief with James Caan was fuggin amazing. I get how this is never mentioned nowadays due to some very un PC dialogue.


"All right, give us an undesirable kid. You got any 8 year olds? Any black kids? How about a chink? Fuck it we'll take an 8yr old black chink."


Cinematography and score off the fucking chain. Caan immeasurably destroys and is exuding charisma without being a turd. Yep this is what movies miss nowadays. Giving two shits about the protagonist. Legit distracted at times with internal thoughts of "what kind of Gdlk cinema is being displayed before my very eyes, and why isnt this ranked as highly as it should be." Id take this over heat, shit was bad ass. Mann is the man.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

fuck the other movies
i'm waiting for these
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe:_Phase_Four

 

[J.]

Marvel is gaying it up. Literally from what Ive heard to appease the lesbos and sjw's. I might still watch them, but I wont be upset if I dont.

I watched Mortal Kombat and it was dumb, other than the bloody fight scenes

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Literally from what Ive heard to appease the lesbos and sjw's.

it's not every movie, is it??
i know Black Widow is happening more to entertain lesbians than straight guys
and i know Black Panther movie (and sequels) existing is to get black people to watch superhero movies
and black dude Sam Wilson putting on the Captain America uniform is to make black people happy

but this kind of crap isn't affecting ALL of the MCU's future movies, is it??