My downfall with drugs.

That's not funny... I'm addicted to caffeine. :erk: I seriously do have withdrawal symptoms when I don't have my caffeine fix every damn day. I usually drink about 9 cans of coke(unless I go to Burger King, which is the land of free refills and a caffeine addict's wet dream... that's when I drink like fucking 2 liters in a half hour. Usually I go to Burger King and only buy a drink... drink, refill, repeat..), and drink 4 cups of coffee every day. Anything less and I'm irritated and ready to blow up.
 
Yes...D's coke dependency on caffeine is well documented. Why not just get addicted to harder drugs? It'll make you forget all about it...

Try some poo...get a methane high.



(you gotta love the potty humour, bitches) ;)
 
Static said:
Yes...D's coke dependency on caffeine is well documented. Why not just get addicted to harder drugs? It'll make you forget all about it...

Try some poo...get a methane high.



(you gotta love the potty humour, bitches) ;)



Why not get addicted to harder drugs, you say? Why get addicted to anything. Who actually wants to be addicted to something. Certainly not me. It's funny too because I'm usually not prone to addiction.. I smoked cigs for a year and then quit without ANY problems whatsoever. I didn't even think twice, nor did I get any cravings. But caffeine... it's like my kryptonite. :ill:
 
I read the replies first, then read the topic itself.... kinda spoiled the joke ;)
 
veil the sky said:
i actually do have a pretty horendous caffeine problem, even for an englishman. i get through AT LEAST 10 large mugs of tea and/or coffee a day :s and i really feel it when i don't have enough....


One day people will recognize caffeine as an addictive substance. Nowadays if you're trying to quit consuming caffeine all you get are laughs and people mocking you acting as if it's the easiest thing in the world to do. I've tried to quit 4 times so far... all attempts have failed. I'm also not a very nice person when I'm without it... and that's usually what makes me go back to it. I become very irratible and I hate that.
 
dude, i can't believe. in front of my monitor right now is an open coke can. i was reading through the post... and look what you guys fucking made me do! i'm not even eating anything, like i'm just drinking the coke by itself. i like never do that man... it's like about ten till five right now... the sun hasn't even come up yet, and here i am drinking a soda in the middle of the night... err at least the later part of the night... whatever...

oh and i actually went through caffein withdrawal. but i kicked my habit, it was when i was working almost thirty hours and going to school for twenty hours a week (3 days a week); and everyday i went to school it took my three hours there and back cuz of location. now that i've moved i dont have the same stressful situation, but i don't need the caffein anymore. so that was like what... 18 hours of commute a week.. that's like about 70 hours (68 with my exact approxamates, and yes i realize that's an oxymoron but it's late enough in the night that that's okay :D ). now there's 168 hours in a week. if i wanted to sleep a solid 8 hours everynight (which NEVER happened) that'd be 56 hours of sleeping for a week. combined with commute+school+work that equal altogether 124 hours of being *busy* a week. 168-124= 44 hours a week. but wait i had 5 classes with each about four hours of homework (it's an art school, trust me, the work here is fucking ruthless). so let's say that's another 20 hours, so i'm left with 22 hours to myself... divide that into seven days, and i got roughly about three hours of free time each day. i guess i'd normally spend that time eating, using the restroom :), and getting dressed for work or school, well really just work, but i gotta look good for school too you know :)... as you could see i had no social life during this time... however, no matter the withdrawal i went through after words, i don't think i could've made it through that shit without my coffee; at the time it was a godsend...

/end-i-used-to-have-no-life-cuz-of-a-rigerous-work-and-school-schedule-rant
 

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