Nevermore Vs..........iced Earth

[PlatypusJesus]

Because that was his mom. Don't worry, easy to confuse them.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

THE VAGINA CONFUSED ME.HAHA. MMMM SWEET PUSSY,
uhhh whats that over there-----------> keep looking.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

His mom has a penis.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

It all makes perfect sense Now. uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:
I feel so dirty and used. I thought she just liked the strap on. I dont even know this Adam guy. I feel kinda bad.

 

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[PlatypusJesus]

I just need a thread I can spam without remorse.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

NOT ALOT GOING ON IN THE INFLAMES BORED SO I WAS JUST chatting over here. Yeah these people on this forum are funnier then shit and rude too. HAHA

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I just don't understand that cliche. I have never found shit to be funny. Someone taking a shit, now that's funny.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I GUESS its like sweating like a pig. PIGS DONT SWEAT. THERE PENIS's are corkscrewed though and thats funny. Saw it on a old german porn from the early 80's

 

[PlatypusJesus]

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[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

FUNNIEST thing seeing a pig fuck a 20 year old german girl. THe pig got a chick hotter then Ive ever had and that saddens me. hahaha

 

[PlatypusJesus]

...aaaahhhh.............................................*blank stare*

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

IVE HAD NOTHING BUT INDIANS FOR YEARS ABD BELIEVE ME YOU REALLY HAVE TO LOOK HARD TO FIND A DECENT LOOKING INDIAN GIRL BUT THEY ARE USUALLY CRAZY ANYWAY. BELIVE ME I KNOW. THATS WHY I MOVED. MY EX GIRLFRIENDS FAMILY TRIED TO KILL ME . LITERALLY. HER MOTHER TRIED TO BEAT MY HEAD IN WITHAN AX HANDLE WHILE I WAS AT WORK.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh, I believe you.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I LIVED ON 20 acres by myself for a year and a half. My parents lived In NM. I stayed to be with her and everything went to shit. I missed a couple years of school and worked piss ant jobs to support us then she went crazy started listening to her mother and all hell broke lose. AHHHH GOOD TIMES.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That's why we should kill the indians.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Ive Got A Very Small Bit Of Cherokee In Me. Mostly Irish And German Though. Im White As A Ghost Though. So Yeah Kill The Indians.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You bastard. What did the Indians ever do to you?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

despite not being white, indians are our pagan allies. spare them (for now).

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Glad I made it into your signature. What an honor. You must never remove me.