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[Pessimism]

Show me your genitals.

 

[ASD]

That was funny in 7th grade.

 

[~Derek~]

I am now a college graduate today with a Bachelor of Arts in Communications-Broadcasting. I'll get my degree in the mail though despite participating in the ceremony. My "diploma" there was sealed up in ribbons of my school colors and was a letter of congratulations. I had an afterparty at my grandmother's house and it was nice to talk to professors and have fun with my family and friends.

 

[st3333phani3333]

That is awesome. Congratulations Derek. I bet it feels so good to be done and graduated. Next week I was supposed to be in that same situation for highschool, but all of a sudden, I am now 1/4 of a credit short for graduation. I hate my school and my counselor.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Bacteria filled dick. Hahaha

 

[Satanstoenail]

I should add my own definition there.

You totally should.

 

[waif]

I am now a college graduate today with a Bachelor of Arts in Communications-Broadcasting.

Congrats, dude.

That is awesome. Congratulations Derek. I bet it feels so good to be done and graduated. Next week I was supposed to be in that same situation for highschool, but all of a sudden, I am now 1/4 of a credit short for graduation. I hate my school and my counselor.

How did that happen?

 

[Pessimism]

Just ask if there is anything extra curricular that you can do; most schools will let you.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Speaking of genitals, I took a fun trip to a urology center this morning because I'd been having an almost constant urge to pee all week no matter how many times I went, and it was driving me insane. Had some dude squeeze my balls and stick his finger up my ass. Probably the most action I'll get for the next decade or two.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You totally should.

I would tbh, but if I did I'd feel obligated to come up with a more scientifically consistent definition modeled after the light year, and give it some kind of formula such as F = GΦy where G is genital oscillation speed, etc. and I can't really be arsed atm.

 

[sevag00]

Wait, you don't wash your genitals daily?

I do. But how many times you wash them, it's still full of bacterias.

 

[Valerie]

Oh, you mean just like everything else.

 

[sevag00]

No, not everything else.

 

[Cythraul]

Ummm, bacteria are pretty much everywhere you dumbfuck.

 

[Onder]

They say there are more bacteria on a cellphone than on average toilet seat or something.

 

[mutantllama]

That is awesome. Congratulations Derek. I bet it feels so good to be done and graduated. Next week I was supposed to be in that same situation for highschool, but all of a sudden, I am now 1/4 of a credit short for graduation. I hate my school and my counselor.

Yeah, same for me. My counselor said that I'll need to take summer school or some shit like that.

 

[sevag00]

Ummm, bacteria are pretty much everywhere you dumbfuck.

Yeah i know that, but we're talking on a human body, where the genitals have millions of bacterias, than anywhere else.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You're quite the professor, sevag. You should do a TED talk.

 

[The Emptier]

Hopefully when it's all said and done i'll have way more credits than i actually need to finish high school

 

[sevag00]

You're quite the professor, sevag. You should do a TED talk.

It happens that i know a little bit more of biology than you guys.