New Social Thread

[Vitor]

Just for walk and wash the dishes

 

[Windie]

Yeah gotta keep that arm strength up to carry all that laundry

 

[Vitor]

TBH, women need more muscle than men, in fact, men just need one...
















































... wallet.

 

[Windie]

har har har

 

[Dak]

.............

 

[Vitor]

 

[Windie]

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Vitor should communicate solely through images from now on.
@Drone: Sorry, you left yourself open for that one.

 

[Windie]

I'm always setting myself up for jokes.

 

[Onder]

I've been thinking lately - could fog be so material that you could just hang your dick out and you'd have orgasm after a while? You'd come home from a nice morning walk and after few minutes of silence your wife would be like "it's foggy outside isn't it" and you'd play it cool and do like you didn't really realize but you'd know she knows.

 

[Einherjar86]

Holy

Actually, it would have to be a very dense fog, and thus would work twofold: it would pleasure you, and conceal the fact from voyeuristic passersby.

 

[Cythraul]

I've been thinking lately - could fog be so material that you could just hang your dick out and you'd have orgasm after a while? You'd come home from a nice morning walk and after few minutes of silence your wife would be like "it's foggy outside isn't it" and you'd play it cool and do like you didn't really realize but you'd know she knows.

 

[Vitor]

Vitor should communicate solely through images from now on.
@Drone: Sorry, you left yourself open for that one.

i used to do that.

 

[mutantllama]

I've been thinking lately - could fog be so material that you could just hang your dick out and you'd have orgasm after a while? You'd come home from a nice morning walk and after few minutes of silence your wife would be like "it's foggy outside isn't it" and you'd play it cool and do like you didn't really realize but you'd know she knows.

God damnit Onder.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Gronderant the "sugee we have something in common thing" is called "being friendly" and it applies offline too. Shocking I know but that is how you brown-nose people into thinking you are nice and not an amoral misanthrope.

I understand the concept of being friendly you fucking twat. I think you know what my point was, and that it was not meant as an attack on your good-naturedness.

..What's a Gronderant btw?

 

[False Joe]

I've been thinking lately - could fog be so material that you could just hang your dick out and you'd have orgasm after a while? You'd come home from a nice morning walk and after few minutes of silence your wife would be like "it's foggy outside isn't it" and you'd play it cool and do like you didn't really realize but you'd know she knows.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Knowing women, she'd be jealous of the fog.

 

[False Joe]

Thought for the day:

OCD people should be gay, because massive buttsex orgies is just stacking and organising. It's like the height of human sorting.

 

[damnromulans]

I understand the concept of being friendly you fucking twat. I think you know what my point was, and that it was not meant as an attack on your good-naturedness.

..What's a Gronderant btw?

Gronderant is Grant + Onder you goddamn trollop. I don't actually know what your point was other than that I'm a massive brown-noser on the internet for no apparent reason

 

[Windie]

My eyes hurt from crying