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[ASD]

Cider? FUCKING CIDER?!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFUh2-_trPI"]wut?[/ame]

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

What I wouldn't give to be able to go to work wearing only my underpants.

If I was ever your boss, no clothes would be a requirement.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

kinky

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

Im actually looking for some bounty hunters to take care of this Han Solo dude.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hey I know this twerp by the name of Greedo, he's kinda dumb but he works for pretty cheap. I can hook you up if you want man.

 

[False Joe]

Nah dude, I wouldn't recommend it.

He keeps shooting too early and fucking it up.

 

[unknown]

NO he's just too slow

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

He didn't actually miss...

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

And Han didn't actually shoot him, it was a Jawa on the grassy knoll.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You guys have done a fantastic job of killing the funny on this page.

 

[JontRevolting]

damn,you're right,it gets gradually less funny as you scroll down

 

[False Joe]

You guys have done a fantastic job of killing the funny on this page.

Such is the job of this forum.

 

[CF87]

I can't.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Can't what? Form a complete sentence? Use proper grammar? Hold a job?

 

[CF87]

ha. I hold a job for as normal as it is to hold a shit job making no money being around the same other misrable shitty people everyday. If I quit or get fired it's probably a good thing, for the sake of whatever mental health I have left. I get fired from a job and love it, fire me so I can careless then I originally did. See if I give a fuck.

 

[sevag00]

Bad day, eh?

 

[Windie]

Went to the first dance at my college, was kind of annoyed that literally everyone was drunk. I don't drink so I might as well cross them off my social schedule

 

[entanglement]

Cool me either 8)

 

[Onder]

I have few questionable links to share (found on some czech forum):

Dogs on logs

Skating on bacon?

Iphone covers

EROTIC FALCONRY???

Shitty film reviews in shitty haiku

Girls with hairy armpits in Czechoslovak movies

Don't stand next to sun

 

[JontRevolting]

Geez they do look questionable,i'll check them when these fuckers speed my pc up again,am especially interested in the Girls with hairy armpits in Czechoslovak movies link,I once dumped a girl in my early school years because one time we went swimming and I was mortified at the hair flowing from her armpits.